Pickin Jokes
18 pickin jokes and hilarious pickin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pickin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pickin Short Jokes
Short pickin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pickin humour may include short takin jokes also.
- A man sees a couple trash-men working, "Hows's business," he asks... One of the trash-men reply, "Business stinks, but it's pickin' up."
- One of my band members asked why I was using such a thin plectrum... I told him it was slim pickin's at the music shop.
- A guy tries to pick up chix at a anorexic and skin condition support group. He's disappointed... It was slim pickins.
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Pickin One Liners
Which pickin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pickin? I can suggest the ones about pick and banjo.
- "Git yer cotton pickin hands off a my gin." -Eli Whitney
- Bluegrass music It's finger pickin' good!
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What funny jokes about pickin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pickin pranks.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
I was picking up my girlfriend and her dad looked at me and said, "I want her home by midnight"
Then I looked at him and told him,"but you already own her home". He looked back at her and said,"if you're not gonna sleep with him, I will".
Picking a Supreme Court Justice is a lot like crossing a river...
It all comes down to Roe v Wade
Picking up women in bars is like picking up Avocadoes in a supermarket...
You have no idea how damaged they are until you get them home.
Picking up girls is like the Cotangent function.
I don't understand the cotangent function.
I was picking up some dog p**... in the park today and thought to myself...
I really should get a dog…
Picking herbs is an awful job...
... It's very thyme consuming.
Picking up Women
The worst part about picking up a girl, is when she wakes up halfway through the ride home, and starts k**... the roof of your trunk.
"My GF said picking my nose is disgusting", a man told his friend. "So what?" his friend replied.
The guy answered "Now I have to do it myself"
So i was picking some flowers today
I was picking some flowers in the fields today when some pulled over and started yelling
"You're on private property,get off right now, sir!"
Hmph.
Daisy me pickin' They hatin'
I was picking up my sister from pre school when a teacher asked me:
"Are you the father of Sophie?" He did not expect me to answer: "No, just her boyfriend".
Picking up a drug addict is easy...
They go for any line.
Picking locks
Learning how to pick locks has opened many doors for me.
When it comes to picking up girls, sometimes I swing...
And sometimes I get charged for s**... assault.
Picking people up
Strong people don't put others down. They pick them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.
