Pickaxe Jokes
21 pickaxe jokes and hilarious pickaxe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pickaxe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pickaxe Short Jokes
Short pickaxe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pickaxe humour may include short piano jokes also.
- I ain't saying she's a gold digger. . . But you don't buy a pickaxe and mining helmet on a whim
- What kind of deodorant do dwarves use? They don't like to choose but when they do they pickaxe
- Did you hear about the man who was attacked with a pickaxe? He escaped with miner injuries.
- A man with a pickaxe walks into a bar and orders a pint The barman says "Sorry we don't serve minors here"
- I cannot believe all the people being charged with s**... abusing minors. Can't the minors defend themselves? After all, They have shovels and pickaxes. Can't they use those in self defense?
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Pickaxe One Liners
Which pickaxe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pickaxe? I can suggest the ones about digger and crowbar.
- What do you call a bent pickaxe? A minor problem.
- What do you call a pickaxe that's yours? mine.
- Did you hear about the gold digger who left his pickaxe at home? It was a miner issue.
- How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.
- Gonna get my girlfriend a pickaxe for Valentine's Day.
Because she's a Minor - What do you call getting scraped by a pickaxe? A minor injury
- Whenever I'm faced with multiple deodorants, I pickaxe
- Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe
- What's the alternative name for a pickaxe? Gold-digger h**...
Entertaining Pickaxe Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about pickaxe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean minor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pickaxe pranks.
Two scientists are playing Minecraft.
Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn't know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn't know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.
Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?
Scientist 2: Br.
A dad and his son walk into a bar.
"Sorry, we don't serve minors." Said the bartender, who was often misunderstood.
The son said "But I turned 21 a year ago!".
The bartender clarified, "I know. I'm talking about your father."
The Father, having heard this, throws his pickaxe and headlamp to the ground in anger.
A man walks into a bar...
...wearing a hard hat and overalls, carrying a pickaxe in one hand and a lantern in the other. He sits down on a stool and orders a beer. The bartender takes one look at him and says:
"We don't serve miners here."
