Pick And Mix Jokes
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Indian man were waiting outside the delivery room.
The matron comes out and explains that the hospital has accidentally mixed up the babies.
The Scot goes straight in and picks up the brown baby.
The Indian says "Are you sure that's your baby?"
The Scot says "No, but there's no way I'm going to risk leaving here with an English baby."
Polish, Ukrainian and Russian babies get mixed up in the hospital
Now, parents are trying to figure out which baby belongs to which parent.
ukrainian decides to go first and yells "Slava Ukraini!"
One baby immediately jumps up and pulls into the attention position.
Ukrainian knows that's their baby and picks it up.
Polish takes the second baby and Russian looks completely confused.
"How did you know the second baby is yours?" asks the Russian.
"The one who smiled when Ukrainian yelled is mine" Polish answered, "but the one who wetted the nursing bed, is yours."
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An Englishman, a Welshman and an Indian...
...are at a hospital. All of their wives had given birth that day, but there was mix-up with the babies and the doctors were unsure who's baby was who's, and there was no way to tell so the three fathers had to pick a baby each.
The indian was quite sure which baby was his, because his child had brown skin, so he let the Englishman pick first.
The Englishman goes into the room with the babies and leaves with the brown baby, much to the Indian's t**... who says:
"what are you doing? That baby is obviously mine!"
to which the Englishman replies:
"Yeah, but one of those babies is Welsh and I'm not taking any chances."
Jane Smith
John Smith's wife Jane was feeling very ill, so he took her to the hospital, where he had to leave her overnight. The next day, when he came to pick her up, the Doctor came to him and said, "Is your wife Jane Smith?"
John says, "Yes, doctor, what is the matter?"
The Doctor says, "Well, it seems that we had two 'Jane Smiths' check in last night. One of them had Alzheimer's, and the other had AIDS. We must have mixed them up, and we are not sure which is your wife."
John is distraught. "That's awful, Doc. What should I do?"
The Doctor responds in a grave tone, "Take the woman we give you very far away, and if she finds her way back home, don't sleep with her."
What do you call a DJ that picks his nose?
Pick 'n' Mix.
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