Picasso Jokes
33 picasso jokes and hilarious picasso puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about picasso that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Picasso Short Jokes
Short picasso jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The picasso humour may include short canvas jokes also.
- I just got fired from my job in Museum They said they're not happy with my work here, which is ridiculous, i only worked here for 2 days and already sold 2 picassos.
- A broke man goes to a famous lawyer... "I have no money but I can give you an original Picasso drawing"
"That sounds good! What are you accused of?"
"stealing a Picasso drawing." - What did Picasso say when he entered the parking garage? Where did my van go?
(courtesy of my teenage daughter) - A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator... ...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official.
- "Art is the elimination of the unnecessary" -Pablo Picasso "Sure thing Pablo, but must people just call me the janitor" - Art
- Would a 10'x10'x10' workspace... ...used by a Havana artist studying Picasso's style be a Cuban cubist's cubical cubicle?
- My buddy is dating this girl who loves Mexican food and Picasso She's kinda of artsy fartsy.
- They say that life imitates art. Chernobyl is a great example of this, as most of the kids there look like Picasso paintings.
- My mom sent me a pic of the new Single Sign On page at her work. I said "Wow, that's a picasso".
- So sorry I asked if your makeup was by Picasso.
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Picasso One Liners
Which picasso one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with picasso? I can suggest the ones about artist and louvre.
- What do Smurfette and Picasso have in common? A blue period.
- Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you.
- Which artist has a brown finger? Picasso
- What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picasso
- Imagine if Picasso was a girl... Do you think she would have had blue periods?
- Parliament vote on Picasso painting: Eyes to the left: 2
Nose to the right: 1 - What do you call a painter with a brown finger? Picasso
- What is the name of Picasso's Mexican cousin? Piqueso
- Picasso greatly influenced sanitary napkin commercials. He also had a blue period.
- I was recently in a museum in Europe So much Picasso I wanted to Pablow my brains out
- If Pablo Picasso was mexican, what would his name be? Pueblo Piqueso
- Wandering eyes Me: My eyes are up here
Picasso: I disagree
Source: @AbbieEvansXO - walks Picasso bar into a OC
- Why did Picasso go to the OB/GYN? Because of his blue period
- I think I will be the next Picasso My doctor told me I am borderline artistic
Comedy Picasso Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about picasso you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gallery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make picasso pranks.
When Pablo Picasso was a young struggling artist, he was several months behind in the rent.
The landlord came by and told him that if he didn't come up with the money he would be evicted on Tuesday.
Picasso exclaimed, "Before you kick me out, just think, years from now people will look at this building and say the great Picasso lived there."
The landlord looked at him blankly and said, "And if you don't come up with the money they can start doing it Tuesday."
I found an old violin and a painting in the attic.
The antique dealer said, "The good news is you've got a Stradivarius and a Picasso. The bad news is Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Picasso made c**... violins."
Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his studio
The burglar got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.
A man who claimed he'd found a £100 million Picasso in his attic, which later turned out to be fake, has been accused of selling more forgeries...
Police said when they went to arrest him, he made a terrible scream, which they've also taken as evidence.
One day Pablo Picasso returned to his workshop and saw a thief running out...
When the gendarmerie came to investigate, Picasso told them that he could draw a picture of the man. Armed with his drawing, the gendarmes quickly arrested a three-legged dog, a letter box, and the Eiffel Tower.
