Piano Jokes

Funniest Piano Short Jokes

Short piano jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The piano humour may include short guitar jokes also.

1. What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano? You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
2. My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler... ... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
3. Guys walks into a piano shop and asks the shop keeper for a wasp! The store keeper says sir. We are a piano shop. We don't sell wasps . The guys says. Then why have you got some in the window?
4. Why does helen keller play piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing
5. Lost my job as an old west saloon piano player when a mysterious stranger walked in the door and I just kept playing
6. I played "My Heart Will Go On" on a public piano and people yelled at me. Can't wait till this cruise is over.
7. When I was a kid I figured out how to play the piano by ear. After a while I learned that it was easier to use my fingers.
8. Doctor will I be able to play piano after the procedure? Doctor: Yes, I don't see why not.
   Patient: That's wonderful I could never play piano before!
9. What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school? A flat minor.
10. What did the accordion player say to the piano player? "You got the keys, but I’ve got the squeeze."

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Piano One Liners

Which piano one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with piano? I can suggest the ones about musical instrument and saxophone.

1. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor
2. What would happen if a piano fell on top of you? You'd b-flat.
3. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner
4. Playing the piano is like living. I gave up on piano at 7 years old.
5. What do you get if you drop a piano on a military base? A flat major.
6. If a piano player is called a pianist Wouldn't a racecar driver be called a racist?
7. What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor
8. What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man? He will B flat
9. What is Roy Moore's favorite piano key? A minor
10. What do you call it when a piano falls on a kids head? A flat minor
11. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A♭m
12. How did the catholic priest play the piano? In A minor.
13. What do you call a snowman that can play the piano? Frosty the Snowpianist!
14. Have you heard of the piano-playing spy? Neither have I. He's very low-key.
15. What's R. Kelly's favorite chord to play on the piano? A Minor

Play Piano Jokes

Here is a list of funny play piano jokes and even better play piano puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man broke the Guinness World Record by playing the same piano key 1,000 times in 1 minute He then went home and broke the world record for most satisfied girlfriend.
• A man broke his hand. He asked the doctor, "Will I be able to play piano as soon as the cast comes off?"
  "Of course!" said the doctor.
  The man replied, "Great. I never could before."
• When I was little, I wanted to play the piano really badly. Now that I'm older, I can now play the piano really badly.
• What kind of cheese plays the piano? Mozart-rella!
• What's Darth Vader's stage name when he plays his electric piano? The synth lord
• Why Can't Thor play Piano? He hates playing the Lokis.
  (I know it's bad plus it's better read out loud)
• Why couldn't bach play the piano? It was baroque
• What the difference between playing a piano and dropping a piano? One sounds like Thelonius Monk, and the other sounds like a melodious "thunk!".
• I saw a Norse god discreetly playing 49Hz notes on a piano in space... I thought to myself: "What a low G low G low key low key Loki."
• If you drop a piano down a mineshaft, what in what key will it play when it lands? A flat minor.

Piano Key Jokes

Here is a list of funny piano key jokes and even better piano key puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna.
• During my piano recital, some of the black keys stopped working. It was a flat out disaster.
• What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs? Be sharp or Be flat.
• In what key do ghosts play the piano? In the spoo-key.
• I can't believe I was late to my own piano recital. I just couldn't find my keys
• Why cant you open a piano ? because the keys are inside
• Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano!
• Why didn't the guitar drive to the store? Because the piano had the keys
• I had to move my new piano up 5 flights of stairs to my apartment but, as soon as I got to the door, I remembered something I forgot the Keys
• I heard it took at least two elephants to make the keys on my antique piano I had no idea they were capable of such delicate work.

Piano Player Jokes

Here is a list of funny piano player jokes and even better piano player puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If a watchmaker uses Dial and a piano player uses Ivory and a Orange grower uses Zest... ...Does a Bull Fighter use Olay?
• What do novice piano players have in common with embedded systems programmers? They both write in C.
• A concert promoter was fired for claiming he had the worlds largest piano player booked when he was only 5' 8"... Just another case of a man lying about the size of his pianist.
• I feel bad for Ray Charles about the whole Stevie Wonder thing... I mean another blind black piano player? There's no way he saw that coming.
• A piano player is being investigated for assault Good thing he is only A Minor and is able to B Sharp enough to escape the cops.
• My girlfriend and I are having a disagreement. My girlfriend and I are having a disagreement.
  She wants a huge wedding with 500 guests and a piano player… I want us to see other people.
• Which piano player is the most predictable poker player? Ben Folds
• Spent my night listening to my favorite Greek, new-age piano player Laurel
• What do you call a love triangle between a drummer, a bassist, and a piano player? A bad combo

Piano Tuning Jokes

Here is a list of funny piano tuning jokes and even better piano tuning puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?
  You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
  "What about the glue?"
  I knew you'd get stuck on that.
• I saw a guy tuning a piano, and said "Betcha can't tune a fish!" Without missing a beat, he replied... "Sure I can, just gotta use the C scale!"
• What note does a narcissistic pianists use to tune a piano? Mi mi mi mi mi
• How does a physicist tune a piano? With string theory.
• You can tune a piano... But you can't tune a fish!
• You can tune a piano, but you can't... be happy about being a piano tuner your whole life
• You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish!!!!! Sorry, watching dbz and it tickled me lol.
• Just heard this one... You can tune a piano but you cant tune a fish. Hahahahahha
• They say you can tune a piano But you can't tune a fish

Amusing & Witty Piano Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about piano you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean keyboard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make piano pranks.