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90 pianist jokes and hilarious pianist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pianist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh in tune with these comical jokes about pianists! Whether you’re a fan of classical, jazz or even a guitarist, these jokes will have you tickling the ivories. Get ready to laugh to your heart’s content with these jokes that feature everyone from Liszt to your neighbor with a piano.

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Funniest Pianist Short Jokes

Short pianist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pianist humour may include short guitarist jokes also.

  1. Why did the pianist switch to accordion? He needed a portable instrument to chase away his enemies.
  2. I have the eyes of an artist, the mind of a scientist, the hands of a pianist, and the heart of a child. Now I'm getting the electric chair after I was caught trying to get the liver of a politician.
  3. Since professional piano players are called pianist then why aren't race car drivers called racest
  4. Why is someone who plays the piano called a pianist... ... but a person who drives race cars not called a racist?
  5. I was the pianist in a piano bar Customer walks up to me and asks Can you play strawberry Fields Forever?
    No, after a few hours my fingers get tired
  6. A concert promoter was fired for claiming he had the worlds largest piano player booked when he was only 5' 8"... Just another case of a man lying about the size of his pianist.
  7. A pianist was trying to be unique by lying down on the floor and playing the piano simultaneously during a concert. Needless to say, he was flat.
  8. A priest.... A priest, an Irishman, a horse, a gorilla, a twelve inch pianist and an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
    The bartender says "Is this some kind of a joke?"
  9. I found out my pianist boyfriend was bi He says he really likes debussy
  10. What do classical pianists use to remember their groceries? A Chopin Liszt.

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Pianist One Liners

Which pianist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pianist? I can suggest the ones about piano and musical.

  1. If a piano player is called a pianist Wouldn't a racecar driver be called a racist?
  2. Why was the pianist arrested? He was caught playing in A minor.
  3. If Arnold Schwarzenegger were a pianist.. He'd be Bach.
  4. Why did the pianist go to jail? Because he tapped *A Minor*
  5. I wrote a book about famous pianists It covers all the key players
  6. Why do pianists need so many knives? They have to do a lot of Chopin.
  7. How did the Pianist play without fingers? Not very well at all...
  8. What should pianists take with them to the supermarket? A Chopin Liszt.
  9. What do you call a poor classical pianist? Baroque
  10. How do pianists remember which groceries to buy? They use a Chopin Liszt!
  11. Why do cops make terrible pianist? They only hit the black keys.
  12. What's a pianist's favourite thing to do? Go Chopin
  13. What note does a narcissistic pianists use to tune a piano? Mi mi mi mi mi
  14. Which pianist likes deforestation? Chopin
  15. Where do pianists put their groceries while they shop? In a Chopin cart.

Classical Pianist Jokes

Here is a list of funny classical pianist jokes and even better classical pianist puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do classical pianists take with them to the grocery store? Their Chopin Liszt
  • Why was the classical pianist always going down on his wife? Because he loved Debussy
  • You know what they say about Japanese pianists... They sure do put the crass in classic!
  • What's better than Roses on your Piano? Tulips on your o**...!
    This one is courtesy of my girlfriend, who is a classically trained pianist and organist.

Jazz Pianist Jokes

Here is a list of funny jazz pianist jokes and even better jazz pianist puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Who is a great American jazz pianist and also a great puppeteer? Herbie Handsock
  • So a man walks into a miniature jazz themed s**... club... And whips out his 6 inch pianist
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Pianist joke, So a man walks into a miniature jazz themed s**... club...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about pianist can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pianist puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about pianist you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean orchestra jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make pianist prank.

What does a pianist say when they're chopping food?

>!I be Chopin!<

I was in a highbrow bar at the Ritz Carlton, and their Pianist was asking folks for requests.

I said to him, "Can you play an Etude by Chopin?"
He replied, "Which one?"
I responded, "The composer."

12 inch Pianist

One day, a man walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot tall man playing the piano. He asks the bartender how he got the 12 inch pianist. The bartender says, "Oh yeah, there is a genie out back behind the bar!" so the man walks out behind the bar and asks the genie for 1,000,000 bucks. Sure enough, the genie poofed up a million ducks. So the man goes back inside the bar, and he says to the bartender, " I asked for a million bucks, but it gave me a million ducks!" Then the bartender says smugly, "You really think I would ask for a twelve inch pianist?"

A man walks into a bar...(note: better told than read)

A man (Bill) walks into a bar, and takes a ten-inch pianist out of his pocket, and puts it on the bar. The Pianist then starts to play Mozart's 7th perfectly. Another man (Jim) walks up to Bill and says, "Wow, that's amazing! where'd you get him?" Bill says, "There's this genie down the street that will grant you one wish, but just a warning, he's a little hard of hearing". Jim then goes to the genie and says, "I wish for a million bucks." suddenly a million ducks fall from the sky. Jim says to the genie, "I wished for a million BUCKS, not ducks!" The genie just shrugs, and walks back into his house. Jim then goes back to the bar, and says to Bill, "I wished for a million bucks, but all I got was a million ducks!" Bill says, "Well ya. Do you really think I wished for a ten-inch pianist."

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was assaulting A Minor.

My girlfriend hired a midget to play the keyboards at my birthday party

I think she misunderstood me. I did not say I wished I had a 12 inch pianist.

A man walks into a bar and sees a tiny man playing a tiny piano.

He asks the bartender about it and is tould that there is a genie in the bar that will give a one a free wish. Then, the bartender tells him that somebody asked for a million bucks the day before but was instead given a million ducks, so the genie must be hard of hearing. So the man asks the bartender "what did you ask for" and the bartender said "do you really think that I asked for a twelve inch pianist."

This great pianist had...

the smoothest of fingers and could play anything you asked of him. Later in life however, he always seemed to play a key off. His eyesight had declined and he could no longer C#.

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

The title of this post is the joke.

Why are pianists so punctual?

They can't lock their keys in their car.

What car does a German pianist drive?

Einaudi

Musicians are perverts.

The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly f**... minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.

My school janitor is a part-time pianist.

He has 88 keys.

What do you call a stinky pianist with a penchant for both crime and dissonance? [OC]

Felonious Skunk

It's a well know fact that elton john is an excellent pianist.

But did you know he s**... on the o**...?

A pianist is currently on trial.

He was accused of f**... A Minor.

Why did the pianist go to jail?

Because he would only play with A Minor

Which musician drinks the most?

...the pianist.

How was the pianist executed?

The Chopin block.

A man walks into a bar

and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, "That's amazing. How did you get that?"
The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. He rubs the bottle, and a puff of smoke pops out and tells him that he can have one wish. So the man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."
The genie says, "OK, go outside, and your wish will be granted."
The man goes outside, but all he finds are ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells his friend what happend, and his friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"

A restaurant owner says that he employs a 2-meter tall musician.

The musician was 160 cms tall, just another man exaggerating the size of his pianist.

What is the difference between 16 ounces of butter and a pianist?

One weighs a pound, the other pounds away.

An italian, an Irishman, a German, a talking dog,

a lesbian, a cowboy, the pope, a gambling midget, the president, and a ten inch pianist all walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at all of them and says:
"What is this, a joke?"

What did the pianist say to the cave diver?

C Sharp or B Flat

How many pianists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10... 1 to do it, and 9 to complain about their technique, timing, structure or the socket, and choice of bulb.

I always wondered 🤔

Why is a person who play the piano called a pianist but a person who races not called a racist?

What's the greatest fear of a pianist that has children and lives next to a road?

A-flat minor.

A pianist performing in a subway terminal...

was playing beautifully. I was only offput by the weird looking kid with a dunce cap sitting atop the piano.
Suddenly, the weird looking kid with the dunce cap jumped up and scurried off. The piano player abruptly stopped playing.
I asked him, "why did you stop playing?"
To which he replied, "I cannot play piano without my metro-gnome."

Subway pianist with weird looking kid in a dunce cap

AKA his metro-gnome

A horse, a man, a talking dog and a twelve-inch pianist all walk into a bar

The barman says: "Is this meant to be some kind of joke?"

Why did the pianist go to jail?

For f**... A minor.

What's a p**... and a pianist favourite thing?

A minor.

Sigmund Freud walks into a bar

Sits down and orders a banana daiquiri and a hotdog. He looks over to the stage and Mozart comes out and starts going crazy on a keyboard. Freud downs his drink, flips a few tables and runs out angrily. Mozart looks at the barman and asks, "What was that about?" The barman replies. "Pianist envy."

I told my agent that I could sightread music like a world class pianist

I forgot to mention that pianist was Stevie Wonder

Why was the pianist arrested while playing chord progressions?

Because he put a D in A Minor

What did the pianist say, once he fell down the mineshaft?

A flat minor

If a person that plays a piano is called a pianist...

Then why isn't a person who races called a racist?

elton John is a great pianist

but I hear he s**... on the o**...

A man sits at a bar and produces a small piano along with a 12 inch pianist.

Barman asks how did he come to have such a small pianist in his care?
With an annoyed look the man says "I met a Genie who had a hearing problem".

What's The Difference Between A Pianist And A pope.

The Pianist Doesn't Get Arrested For f**... A Minor

So a pianist and his girlfriend go on a date to a restaurant.

They both order some exquisite and expensive food, and when it comes time to play their bill, the girlfriend offers to pay. Problem is, she forgot all her money and she asks if the pianist can pay for it. I can't, he says. I'm Baroque.

Why did the pianist get arrested?

He touched A Minor.

If a professional piano player is a pianist..

..then a professional race player is a racist?
*rap musicians scurrying about*

Three Surgeons meet in a bar...

Three Surgeons meet in a bar and talk about their work. The first one says "I sew 2 fingers that were cut off back on a guys hand, and I did it so well that he still became a famous pianist". The second one says "Thats nothing, I sew a guys legs back to his torso and did it so well that he still was able to win gold in the olympics". The third one says "a cowboy and his horse were hit by a train and the only thing i had left to work with was the guys a**... and the horses blond mane. I did my best and the guy became president of the USA".

Blind man walks into a bar

And says to the bartender: hey wanna hear a blonde joke?
Bartender says: listen pal, I'm blonde, the two marines next to you are blonde, the pianist is blonde, and the bouncer is blonde. Now, are you sure you want to make a blonde joke?
Blind man: nah, not if I have to explain it 5 times!

Pianist joke, Why do pianists need so many knives?

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