Pian Jokes
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What does a pianist say when they're chopping food?
>!I be Chopin!<
How did the Pianist play without fingers?
Not very well at all...
The piano tuner
Mrs. Smith needed to have her piano tuned so she asked a friend for a recommendation. She then made an appointment with the piano tuner, Mr. Oppernockity. He arrived 2 days later, tuned the piano satisfactorily, and left.
Shortly after that, Mrs. Smith noticed that the piano was terribly out of tune again. She called the tuner to complain about the tuning and to ask for a return visit to solve the problem.
However, the tuner replied, "I'm sorry ma'am, but Oppernockity only tunes once!"
When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?
the four hands (you dirty minds)
Why was the pianist arrested?
He was caught playing in A minor.
What did one piano say to another?
CBA
Why was the piano invented?
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
Piano Man
Peter walks into a bar and sees a miniature man playing the piano literally on the bar. Peter asks the guy at the bar how this little piano player got here.
Without turning to Peter, the man stares straight ahead and says, I rubbed that lamp over there, made a wish, and here he is. Why don't you give it a try?
Peter walks over to the lamp, gives it a rub and says, I wish for a million bucks!
Within seconds, ducks start falling from the ceiling and filling up the bar.
Peter, dumbfounded, turns to the man and proclaims, This thing is broken! I asked for a million bucks! Not ducks!
The man turns to Peter and says out of the corner of his mouth, You really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?
What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?
He played many more pieces.
Why are pianists so punctual?
They can't lock their keys in their car.
Little Piano Player
A man walks into a bar. He looks at the counter and see a tiny man, no more than a foot tall, playing a piano just as small. So the man walks up to the bartender and asks him about the tiny piano player.
The bartender say "I got him from the genie in the mens bathroom"
So the man goes into the bathroom and see a woman inside talking to the genie
"I wish for world peace" she said
Then suddenly the room is flooded with geese. The man walks out of the bathroom and goes back to the bartender.
"I think your genie is a little hard of hearing" he says
"Yeah I know" the bartender replies "Do you really think I would wish for a 12 inch pianist"
Why was the pianist so depressed?
Because they weren't good at Chopin.
The fish's piano was making weird noises.
Guess it was out of tuna.
I took a piano lesson with Elton John...
He was so nice, he even offered to push in my stool.
How are a piano and a squirrel alike?
They both aren't artichokes
"I wish for a thousand pounds"
"Wait is that a pian-"
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Now, that I think about it, a piano is actually quite racist
The white ones are considered to have more impact
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A pianist is currently on trial.
He was accused of f**... A Minor.
If I were a piano...
...I'd make sure my life ends on a high note.
Why is a piano so hard to open?
The keys are on the inside
I definitely know my way around the piano
But, when I actually sit in front of it and try to play, it sounds awful.
If a piano player is called a pianist
Wouldn't a racecar driver be called a racist?
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Pian One Liners
Which pian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pian? I can suggest the ones about medicine and peter.
- "I wish for a thousand pounds" "Wait is that a pian-"
