Pi Day Jokes

54 pi day jokes and hilarious pi day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about pi day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short pi day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pi day humour may include short pi math jokes also.

  1. I like my women like I like my mathematical constants. Round and irrational.
    Happy Pi Day everyone!
  2. Me: Happy Pi day! Her: Aren't you a few days late lol?
    Me: Sorry, I was being irrational
  3. What do you get if you eat 3.14 desserts? You probably get Fat.
    What? were you expecting a pi joke?
    Not on my cake day!
  4. Happy Pi Day Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.
    Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?
    Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.
  5. What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
    You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?
    C'mon, you know the rules!!
  6. What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
    You expected a Pi joke? On my cake day?
  7. What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A π thon
    Happy pi day. #dadjokes
  8. What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? You get very fat.
    What? You thought this was gonna be a pi joke?
    Why would I make a pie joke on my cake day?
  9. What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
    You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?
    p.s not my joke, found it online
  10. What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
    You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

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Pi Day One Liners

Which pi day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pi day? I can suggest the ones about promise day and teacher day.

  1. I don't understand why people are celebrating pi day. It's irrational.
  2. What do you call a snake that's 3.14m long? A pi-thon
    It's pi day!
  3. 3.14% of all sailors are Pi-rates! (Have a great pi-day)
  4. I tried to memorize 100 digits of pi today But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?
  5. In honor of Pi Day: Who founded the round table? Sir Cumference
  6. I don't understand why 14/3 is Pi Day. Isn't 22/7 a better choice?
  7. I made this 3.14 minutes before the day ended Too bad it wasn't my pi day
  8. Pi Day confession: I have an obsession with pi. I know, I know... it's irrational.
  9. Today is Pi Day Thanks, America! Now I know π=14.03
  10. You know what they say about Pi Day... It really is an irrational holiday.
  11. Never talk to pi at a party.. It just goes on forever. Happy pi Day everyone.
  12. I came after only 3.14 seconds the other day Call that one the cream pi
  13. I just realized it's Pi Day… I guess I'll be circling back here for all of the jokes.
  14. In honor of Pi day I'm going to be irrational all day
  15. I hate Pi day Seems like it lasts forever…

Quirky and Hilarious Pi Day Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about pi day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pirate day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pi day pranks.

Somebody asked if I could explain what Pi Day was again.

I told him I didn't want to repeat myself.

My Pi Day joke

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".
The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.
So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.


For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.
I went from 0 to 2π.
I went absolutely nowhere.

Pi pick up line

I thought I'd try out one of my friend's pick up lines the other day…
Me: My love for you is like pi
Chica: How so?
Me: It's never ending.
Her response: Also irrational.

National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday

To me it's a little bit more than that.

C'mon, guys. Let's stop talking about pi day.

Its getting irrational.

It may only look like 3.14 inches...

But it will feel like it goes in forever.
Happy Pi day!

I don't get why people celebrate Pi day

It's irrational.

What happens when you eat 3.14 cakes

You get FAT.(if you aren't already)
Pfttttt. Did you expect a pi joke on my cake day?

Seriously people need to stop with the pi day jokes.

I've heard them all like 3.14 million times already

It's ridiculous that people actually celebrate pi day.

It's completely irrational.

Dad, I really enjoyed pi day!

Great! Just too bad it only comes a-round once a year.
Followed by my daughter shaking her head and the wifey groan.

Surface area if a circle, that is ridiculous!

My teacher insists that pi r squared is how to calculate. But everyone knows that Pie are round.
Happy pi day!

One day i told a psychiatrist that pi wasn't real.

She said i was being irrational.

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