## Quirky and Hilarious Pi Day Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

### I like my women like I like my mathematical constants.

Round and irrational.

Happy Pi Day everyone!

### I don't understand why people are celebrating pi day.

It's irrational.

### What do you call a snake that's 3.14m long?

A pi-thon

It's pi day!

### 3.14% of all sailors are

Pi-rates! (Have a great pi-day)

### What do you get if you eat 3.14 desserts?

You probably get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

Not on my cake day!

### Happy Pi Day

Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of Ο.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

### What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

C'mon, you know the rules!!

### In honor of Pi Day: Who founded the round table?

Sir Cumference

### What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?

A Ο thon

Happy pi day. #dadjokes

### My Pi Day joke

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.

So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.

### I don't understand why 14/3 is Pi Day.

Isn't 22/7 a better choice?

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### I made this 3.14 minutes before the day ended

Too bad it wasn't my pi day

### What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

You get very fat.

What? You thought this was gonna be a pi joke?

Why would I make a pie joke on my cake day?

### Pi Day confession: I have an obsession with pi.

I know, I know... it's irrational.

### What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

p.s not my joke, found it online

### What happens when you eat 3.14 cakes

You get FAT.(if you aren't already)

Pfttttt. Did you expect a pi joke on my cake day?

### BAD MATH JOKE TIME.

For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.

I went from 0 to 2Ο.

I went absolutely nowhere.

### Today is Pi Day

Thanks, America! Now I know Ο=14.03

### You know what they say about Pi Day...

It really is an irrational holiday.

### I came after only 3.14 seconds the other day

Call that one the cream pi

### I just realized it's Pi Dayβ¦

I guess I'll be circling back here for all of the jokes.

### Seriously people need to stop with the pi day jokes.

I've heard them all like 3.14 million times already

### In honor of Pi day

I'm going to be irrational all day

### I hate Pi day

Seems like it lasts foreverβ¦

### It's ridiculous that people actually celebrate pi day.

It's completely irrational.

### It may only look like 3.14 inches...

But it will feel like it goes in forever.

Happy Pi day!

### Dad, I really enjoyed pi day!

Great! Just too bad it only comes a-round once a year.

Followed by my daughter shaking her head and the wifey groan.

### Pi pick up line

I thought I'd try out one of my friend's pick up lines the other dayβ¦

Me: My love for you is like pi

Chica: How so?

Me: It's never ending.

Her response: Also irrational.

### One day i told a psychiatrist that pi wasn't real.

She said i was being irrational.

### Surface area if a circle, that is ridiculous!

My teacher insists that pi r squared is how to calculate. But everyone knows that Pie are round.

Happy pi day!

### I don't get why people celebrate Pi day

It's irrational.

### C'mon, guys. Let's stop talking about pi day.

Its getting irrational.

### National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday

To me it's a little bit more than that.

### Somebody asked if I could explain what Pi Day was again.

I told him I didn't want to repeat myself.

### celebrating pi day isn't as fun as watching basketball

I once watched a month full of march madness. From behind the arc I saw a three point won four.... won five games.