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Short physics teacher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The physics teacher humour may include short physics professor jokes also.

  1. What did a physics teacher say to calm down a student who wanted to jump off the roof? Don't do that, you have so much potential!
  2. The other day, my Physics teacher said I had so much potential... Then he pushed me out the window.
  3. My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said "yeah it's pretty straightforward"
  4. A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
  5. A Joke by my Physics Teacher A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building.
    Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
  6. My Physics teacher said to me: you have a lot of potential. You should use it. We were at the top of the building.
  7. Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry.
  8. My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof.

    A joke my mate told me after an after-hours lesson.
  9. My physics teacher asked me how much a church weighs with and without people in it. I had to consider mass.
  10. I was talking to my physics teacher... Teacher: hey, do you know what salt lake city is?
    Me: yeah
    Teacher: cool, you know what den city is?
    Me: no?
    Teacher: oh, its mass over volume

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Physics Teacher One Liners

Which physics teacher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with physics teacher? I can suggest the ones about science teacher and biology teacher.

  1. My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof.
  2. My physics teacher said i have potential and then pushed me down the stairs
  3. Why did the physics teacher breakup with the biology teacher ? There was no chemistry
  4. My physics teacher said I have potential... He threw me off a building to prove it.
  5. I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it.
  6. My physics teacher said I had potential. This was right before he pushed me off the roof.
  7. My Physics teacher said I have no Potential Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
  8. My physics teacher said hello the other day and asked what's new? Entropy, I said.
  9. What did the physics teacher say when meditating? "Ohmmmmmmmm"
  10. Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along? Because they have no chemistry
  11. Where do physics teachers go on vacation Times square
  12. My physics teacher once told me I have so much potential... After I got an F on the test.
  13. What do you get when a physics teacher own you ? You get ohm ed!!!
  14. Why was the physics teacher n**...? He was drawing free-body diagrams!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about physics teacher can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of physics teacher puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Playful Physics Teacher Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about physics teacher you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean math teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make physics teacher prank.

Need help finding a joke.

The question is ' What happens at the police station at closing time? ', And I believe the joke is physics related. Its a long story to explain why I need the punchline, but my physics teacher asked me to find it.

My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes...

Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King?
A:iron rings!
Q: What does iron man do in his spare time?
A: Iron clothes...

My male biology teacher was going out with my female physics teacher.

He had the Biology
She had the Physics
Sadly, they split up. There wasn't any Chemistry between them.

My physics teacher dropped this one today

Did you hear about 50-Cent performing in Vancouver?
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But because of the exchange rate the tickets said 65-cent

I recently started resistors in Physics

It's good, but the teacher gives way too much Ohmwork.

A physic's major jumps from a bridge

When the teacher hears the news he sobs - "He had so much potential!"

Two factory workers talking: Woman

Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?
Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything.

Two factory workers talking:
Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.
Man: And how would you do that?
Woman: Just wait and see. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss comes in: What are you doing?
Woman: I'm a light bulb.
Boss: You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.
The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going?
The man says: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

A physics teacher accidentally walks into the psychology classroom on her first day...

Whoops wrong sub

A joke my physics teacher told us

Student: "Did you get a haircut?"
Teacher: "No I got them all cut."

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

How do you make sourdough bread not sour?

You use dill dough...
Terrible joke, but it was hilarious because my AP physics teacher told the class this joke years ago. He said "Want to hear a joke that doesn't make sense, but it's still funny?"

My physics teacher told me that even though I may feel down, that there's always an upside in life

So she pushed me into the pool and begun the lesson on buoyancy.

What does a physics teacher say when no one else but Tim shows up to class?

We need "more-men-tim!"

To my Physics teacher,who said i'd never become anything in life.

I just started my first job at McDonald's!
Thought I'd let you know.

Blonde physical education teacher

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 - 18 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, k**... a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'Are you ok?' she asks.
'Yes,' he replies.
'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.
'It's best I stay here,' he says.
'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde..
The boy looks at her incredulously and says:
"Because I'm the goal keeper !!!"

Joke my physics teacher told us

A farmer has a bunch of chickens who aren't laying eggs. Puzzled, he enlists the help of a physicist to try and work out the problem. The physicist went away and did his calculations, then came back a week later.
'I have a solution to your problem, but...' the physicist said.
'But what?' Said the farmer.
'It only works for circular chickens in a vacuum.'

Police Station Intelligence Test

Apologies if this has been posted before \(I searched, albeit not a lot\). My physics teacher in college told me this one:
They gave a basic intelligence test at the local police station. The kind where you have to stick the geometric shapes in the corresponding holes.
It turns out we have two kinds of cops: Very s**... ones and very strong ones.

Everone was shocked when my physics's teacher told....

Everone was shocked when my physics's teacher told..... That I had potential

Little girl logic

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to s**... a human because even though it was a very large mammal its t**... was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not s**... a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to h**...?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A student places dead last in an important physics test.

He doesn't feel too phased and boasts to his classmates that he can still pass. His teacher later pulls him aside and tells him that he doesn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the the chemistry teacher and the physics teacher break up?

The chemistry teacher was abusive.

Physics Teacher's Story

Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity went to college and got a science degree with which he's earning a six figure salary.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents in their basement.
Speed lacks Direction.

Hey is Johannes Kepler such a good janitor?

Because he sweeps out the same area every night.
Credit to my Physics teacher.

Why did the biology teacher and rhe physics teacher break up?

Because they had no CHEMISTRY.

My physics teacher asked what I think it'd be like to walk in a town at night only illuminated by candles

I said it would be pretty lit.

My physics teacher wants me dead

She told me I have a lot of potential, and that I need to use it
I then realized we were on the top floor of a skyscraper

What's the difference between school and church?

In school, the teachers care about you mentally, at church, the priests care about you physically.

What is the worst you can say when you are a physics teacher and see a student about to jump from a building?

"You have so much potential, use it"

A teacher was teaching her class about whales.

She said that it was physically impossible for a whale to s**... a human being as even though it was a gigantic animal, its stomach was very small. A little girl put up her hand and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher insisted that a whale couldn't possibly s**... a human. The little girl said, When I get to Heaven, I'll ask Jonah.
The teacher replied, What if Jonah went to h**...?
The girl said: Then you ask him.

A student was standing at the edge of the roof of his school and was about jump off and commit s**....

Suddenly from the school grounds his physics teacher yells to him, "Don't jump, you've got lots of potential!"

My physics teacher in rural Iowa said I'd pass his class when pigs fly, because I wasn't applying myself.

Well, I tried harder but ended up getting expelled, even though he never specified that the pig had to sustain flight on its own.

My math teacher told me that I won't amount to anything because I smoke w**......

But my physics teacher says the higher you are, the larger your potential!

All the mathematical functions are having a party

The polynomials are dancing, the square root function is drinking, yet the exponential function remains to the side.
so the inverse function asks what's wrong.
To which the exponential function responds: whether I integrate or not, nothing will change, now leave.
(courtesy of my physics teacher, I translated from French so might s**..., don't gimme too much flak)

A teacher is teaching a notorious class...

A teacher is teaching physics. Then he notices a boy is day dreaming. So the teacher asks that boy,
"Do you know who Albert Einstein is?"
The boy says "No, I don't".
"If you paid more attention to the lesson you should know" scolded the sir.
Then the boy asks the teacher "do you know who Kevin is?"
The teacher says "No I don't"
"If you paid more attention to your daughter you should know" said the boy.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale to s**... an entire human being because

…even though the whale was a very large mammal, its t**... was very small.
"But the whale swallowed Jonah," the little girl insisted.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not s**... a human. It was physically impossible, she said.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to h**...?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Finally, a blonde joke I haven't heard before…

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun k**... a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'No, it's probably best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says,
Because I'm the Goalie!

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A blond Joke I've only heard once before.

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun k**... a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'No, it's probably best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says,
"Because I'm the Goalie!"

A group of engineering teachers walk onto a plane..

..the teachers were on their way to an engineering confrence. The pilot came on the intercom and welcomed the teachers on board. He then said, "Teachers, we have word that your students completed all the math and physics that went into building this plane."
In a hurry, all the teachers rushed out of their seats and got off the plane. One teacher remained. When they asked him why he didn't rush off the plane with the others, he simply said, "If I know my students, this plane isn't going nowhere."

Blonde PE Teacher

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher at a school.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun k**... a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'No, it's probably best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says,
Because I'm the Goalie!

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