Physics Mechanics Jokes
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Relativity theory
In classical (Newtonian) physics, we can't solve the three-body problem. In the theory of relativity, we can't solve the two-body problem. In quantum mechanics, we can't solve the one-body problem, and with quantum electro dynamics, we don't even understand the vacuum anymore.
Two quantum mechanics professors had s**...
They must have had physical chemistry.
Mary has a Master's degree in physical science. Each day, she asks, "Why does this work?"
Kevin has a Master's degree in mechanical engineering. Each day, he asks, "How does this work?"
Jack has a Master's degree in economics. Each day, he asks, "How much does this cost to manufacture?"
Joe has a Master's degree in chemistry. Each day, he asks, "Could this be hazardous to the enviroment?"
Anna has a Master's degree in liberal arts. Each day, she asks, "Would you like fries with your cheeseburger?"
–Professor, please tell us about discrete physical values in quantum mechanics.
–Sure, one moment.
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