Physics Exam Jokes
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Humorous Physics Exam Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What is a good physics exam joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I got caught cheating on my physics exam. Furious, my professor said to me "I hope you understand the gravity of the situation".
But if I had known that, I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.
I passed my physical exam!
But I only got a C in Hepatitis.
Mr. Johnson went to his doctor's office to have a physical exam done. The nurse asked, "How tall are you?"
"I'm about six foot two," said Mr. Johnson. The nurse measured him and found that he was only five foot six.
"How much do you weigh?" asked the nurse.
"Around 150 pounds." The nurse weighed him and found that he weighed 200 pounds.
Then she took his blood pressure. "Your blood pressure is incredibly high," she said.
"What do you expect?" sputtered Mr. Johnson. "Before I came here I was tall and thin. Now I'm short and fat!"
A man went to the doctor's office for a complete physical.
After all the tests where everything is excellent,he leaves the office and just outside the front door has a massive coronary and dies instantly. The nurse comes to get the doctor and asks him what to do. He comes outside takes a quick exam and says to the nurse Give me a hand and help me turn him around so it looks like he was coming in.
I burst into tears right before my physics exam.
The proctor asked, "What's the matter?"
A fish goes to a physical exam.
The doctor says "You have to weigh yourself."
The fish answers he doesn't have to.
The doctor asks "No. Why not?"
And the fish says "I've got scales of my own.'
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Annual Checkup
Kenneth is visiting his doctor for his annual physical.
DOC: I strongly recommend you quit m**....
KEN: Why?
DOC: I'm trying to perform a prostate exam.
Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
I failed my physics exam today.
They asked me to give examples of superconductors. Apparently 'The French Resistance' was not an acceptable answer.
Went to the doctor for my physical
When it came time to do the prostate exam, I asked where I should put my pants. He said on the rack next to his.
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