Physical Therapy Jokes
3 physical therapy jokes and hilarious physical therapy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about physical therapy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good physical therapy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I started therapy the other day
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds, physically and mentally". So I stabbed them. Now we wait.
I asked my cannibal friend where he gets his veggies.
He replied "the local physical therapy clinic"
A New Kind of Speech Therapy
So there is a twelve year old boy who has never uttered a sound. He just DOESN'T speak. His mother has spent a fortune on various doctors, but no success.
One day she meets an old friend who's child had a similar problem. She suggested a certain specialist who might be able to help, but she said "I have to warn you, his methods are a little frightening!".
The woman takes her son to this new doctor, and he gives the boy a complete physical examination. At one point the Doc asks the boy to drop his shorts, and close his eyes. The boy does so, and the doctor grabs the boys t**... and twists them.
The boy screams out "AAAAAAYYYY!!!"
The doctor says "Good. Tomorrow we work on B!".
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