Physical Therapist Jokes
8 physical therapist jokes and hilarious physical therapist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about physical therapist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I started therapy the other day
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds, physically and mentally". So I stabbed them. Now we wait.
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a black guy, a rabbi, and a lesbian walk into a bar...
across the street their physical therapist watches proudly, they thought they'd never walk again
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What is the difference between a physical therapist and a t**...?
You can negotiate with a t**....
I think my Physical Therapist is into me.
She said I had acute tendinitis.
What do you call it when a male physical therapist doesn't support women?
Massage a knee.
My Girlfriend was born without her pinky toe and the sight of her foot makes me physically ill.
My therapist says I'm lack toes intolerant.
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A couple of women are playing golf on one sunny Saturday morning...
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball veered off into a f**... of men. Indeed the ball hit one of the men who then immediately clasped his hand near his c**... and went into a fetal position. The women rushed to his side and started to apologize. She said "Please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist, I can relieve your pain." he denies the help and continues to roll around in his fetal position. After minutes of begging the women is finally allowed to help the man. First she unzipps his pants and starts to massage him. Once she is done she asks, "how do you feel now?" the man replies "that felt great but my THUMB still hurts a lot!"
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a f**... of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position...still clasping his hands at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel?'
'Feels great,' he replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!'
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