Physical Attractiveness Jokes
8 physical attractiveness jokes and hilarious physical attractiveness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about physical attractiveness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Physical Attractiveness Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
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A forbidden love
"I'm in love with one of my sheep," the nervous young man told his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog we are very attached to."
"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel physically attracted to my sheep."
"Hmmmmm," observed the doctor. "Is it male or female?"
"Female, of course!" the man replied curtly. "What do you think I am, GAY?"
Women are the only physical entity that defy the laws of gravitation.
Increase in mass does not lead to an increase in the orce of attraction.
I was at the bar chatting up a physics major
I said: "Are you gravity, 'cause I find you very attractive?"
I was surprised when she said she didn't like fat jokes. All I did was say she's attractive.
According to the laws of physics, the heavier you are...
the more attractive you are.
You know you are a Physics nerd when....
Yo mamma so fat she attracts black holes
Why are hikers so physically attractive?
They have a lot of s**... uphill
Joke my math professor told me today.
A man and his wife are having trouble with their marriage. They fight all the time and they have been continually becoming less physical. The man decides to visit his pastor on the subject. To which the minister proclaims, "You have to do something nice to attract her." The man responds, "Are you sure this will work?" and the pastor persists, "Yes, just do something nice to attract her, it will work I promise." And so the man goes home to get ready. Hours later, the wife comes home to find her husband with candles lit, and her husband slowly waxing his John Deere in the kitchen. She screams, "What are you doing?!" to which he replies "IM SAVING OUR MARRIAGE MARCIA! Pastor told me to do something nice to a tractor."
Independent Opinion
A man and a women are sitting in a cafe chatting.
The man leans over and quietly asks the woman, "What do you think of that girl sitting just behind you? Do you think she is attractive?"
The woman slowly turns, examines the girl, and responds, "I really don't think so. She is physically fit, but she is not beautiful."
The man says, "Well...I, for one, think she is beautiful."
To which the woman responds, "Well maybe we should ask an apiarist, you know, a bee keeper."
The man asks, "Why on earth would we ask a bee keeper?"
The woman, matter of factly states, "Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder."
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