Physical Activity Jokes
3 physical activity jokes and hilarious physical activity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about physical activity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Physical Activity Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I have been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito, either. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips, thanks to my friends and family.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I'm not much on physical activity.
The retired Sargent goes in for his physical...
The doctor says, "You look pretty fit. You stay active, but I need to ask about your s**... life. When was the last time you had s**...?"
After thinking for a second... "2010." the Sargent says.
The doctor is flabberghasted. "2010?" He sputters.
"Well," says the sargent, looking at his watch, "since its 0800 now, I wouldn't say that 2010 last night was too long ago."
What did the computer buy to track its physical activity?
A BitBit.
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