Php Jokes

Following is our collection of database humor and demo one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Php puns for adults, dirty ajax jokes or clean nonexistent gags for kids.

There is an abundance of outdated jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on php. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any dev witze you can hear about php.

The Best jokes about Php

A zombie walks into a brain store

On the shelves, a pound of C++ programmers' brain sells for $500, of Java programmers, $1000, and of PHP programmers, $1,000,000. The zombie gets confused and asks the store owner why PHP programmers' brain is so much more expensive. The owner says "do you know how many PHP programmers I kill to get one pound of brain?"

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

I saw an ad for a php developer at Pornhub the other day

It was really attractive but I don't know if I could bring myself to admit before my friends and family that I do php

Someone just asked me if I was interested in a job as a full-time PHP Developer.

I said, "Not even remotely."

Dating Developers

D1: Hey did you tried that dating website I suggested?
D2: Yep, It sucked.
D1: Why you didn't get any interesting matches.
D2: No, I got many matches, but the website was developed in php.

The Programming Language Competition (OC)

The programming languages are in a competition to see who's the best.

Java makes the brackets. In the major bracket, C++ is against C#. Binary is against assembly. C is against Java. Visual Basic is against PHP. Perl is against JavaScript.

And Python is in the lowest bracket, with all the esoteric programming languages like LOLCODE and Brainfuck. Normally a programming language as big as Python would be angry at this placement, but instead Python politely asks Java,

"Excuse me. What's a bracket?"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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