Php Jokes
6 php jokes and hilarious php puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about php that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A zombie walks into a brain store
On the shelves, a pound of C++ programmers' brain sells for $500, of Java programmers, $1000, and of PHP programmers, $1,000,000. The zombie gets confused and asks the store owner why PHP programmers' brain is so much more expensive. The owner says "do you know how many PHP programmers I kill to get one pound of brain?"
I recently rejected a junior software dev job at IKEA.
I kinda know java, kotlin and some php but unfortunately Assembly was required.
Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?
because he didn't C#
Dating Developers
D1: Hey did you tried that dating website I suggested?
D2: Yep, It s**....
D1: Why you didn't get any interesting matches.
D2: No, I got many matches, but the website was developed in php.
Someone just asked me if I was interested in a job as a full-time PHP Developer.
I said, "Not even remotely."
I saw an ad for a php developer at Pornhub the other day
It was really attractive but I don't know if I could bring myself to admit before my friends and family that I do php
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