Photoshoped Jokes

Funniest Photoshoped Short Jokes

Short photoshoped jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The photoshoped humour may include short jokes also.

1. I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 25 this week. Actually, it's turning 38. It just looks 25.
2. My sister said she wanted to be a model I told her that it would take 20 minutes in photoshop minimum
3. Teach a man how to meme and they'll make a few people laugh Teach a man how to photoshop EA's logo on a picture and he'll get gold.
4. How to Make your skin Wrinkle free If you want to remove
   wrinkles,
   pimples,
   face marks &
   7 signs of skin-aging…
   Then
   you should try
   'Adobe Photoshop'!
5. GNU/Linux can't run Photoshop.. unless you offer it WINE.
   Else you will remain stuck with a GIMPed system.
6. What's the difference between winter and Photoshop? There is none. They're both frustrating and are more tolerable when you use a lot of layers.
7. I went to a plastic surgeon, and asked him to give me a photoshop demo. He replied with Photoshop isn't working I find it odd the second I walk in the room photoshop fails to work.
8. My close friends can always tell when a girl is Photoshopped into one of my Facebook pictures. She's smiling.
9. You know what to do. Here's a picture of my cousin. Brothers and sisters of the Photoshop lend your skills. Funnies needed.
10. Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.

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Photoshoped One Liners

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1. What do you call a skinny feminist? Photoshopped.
2. If I photoshopped a medical license Would that be a doctored image?
3. You were really beautiful until Your 30 day trial of Photoshop ended.
4. Which store do the Kardashians put most of their time and energy into? Photoshop
5. Doctor: "Your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with Photoshop."
6. I saw a pirate finally purchase Adobe Photoshop. He handed the cashier a hook and a peg.
7. How to make Gnu/Linux run Photoshop? You serve it WINE.
8. Baby you were beautiful Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired
9. What do you call a program that creates and sells pictures? A Photoshop
10. Why does the Lord's son never lose his progress in Photoshop? Because Jesus saves.
11. I found a shop where they sell perfect abs for men... It's called photoshop.
12. What's a photoshop artist's least favorite tool? Exposure
13. Alcohol is... the liquid version of Photoshop
14. What do you call a photoshop work with green yellow and red pigments? A photo synthesis
15. My other body is in the Photoshop.

Photoshoped Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about photoshoped you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make photoshoped pranks.