The Best 21 Photoshop Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Photoshop jokes. There are some photoshop gif jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these photoshop jpg puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Photoshop Jokes and Puns
I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 25 this week.
Actually, it's turning 38. It just looks 25.
If I photoshopped a medical license
Would that be a doctored image?
You were really beautiful until
Your 30 day trial of Photoshop ended.
Which store do the Kardashians put most of their time and energy into?
Photoshop
Doctor: "Your x-ray showed a broken rib...
... but we fixed it with Photoshop."
My sister said she wanted to be a model
I told her that it would take 20 minutes in photoshop minimum
Teach a man how to meme and they'll make a few people laugh
Teach a man how to photoshop EA's logo on a picture and he'll get gold.
A man goes to the doctor...
The doctor says: I have good news and bad news...
The man replies: - Okay start with the bad news.
-See this X-ray here? This is your organs, see this black circles? There are tumours everywhere in your body.
- Oh... and what is the good news?
- I can make it disappear in Photoshop.
I saw a pirate finally purchase Adobe Photoshop.
He handed the cashier a hook and a peg.
How to make Gnu/Linux run Photoshop?
You serve it WINE.
Baby you were beautiful
Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired
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What do you call a program that creates and sells pictures?
A Photoshop
Why does the Lord's son never lose his progress in Photoshop?
Because Jesus saves.
GNU/Linux can't run Photoshop..
unless you offer it WINE.
Else you will remain stuck with a GIMPed system.
I found a shop where they sell perfect abs for men...
It's called photoshop.
What's a photoshop artist's least favorite tool?
Exposure
What do you call a photoshop work with green yellow and red pigments?
A photo synthesis
I went to a plastic surgeon, and asked him to give me a photoshop demo. He replied with Photoshop isn't working
I find it odd the second I walk in the room photoshop fails to work.
What's the difference between winter and Photoshop?
There is none. They're both frustrating and are more tolerable when you use a lot of layers.
Alcohol is...
the liquid version of Photoshop
You know what to do.
Here's a picture of my cousin. Brothers and sisters of the Photoshop lend your skills. Funnies needed.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the photoshop illustrator jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working photoshop adobe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.