The Best 71 Photos Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Photos jokes. There are some photos photography jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these photos captcha puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Photos Jokes and Puns

Why do Japanese people always look serious in photos?

Last time they saw a flash, it destroyed their country.

So Prince Harry's father doesn't care about the naked photos of him released.

But Prince Charles is fuming.

I was in my attic yesterday looking for some old photos...

...when I came across the present that I was going to give to my daughter for her 3rd birthday last year.

It was a bit of a shame. She would have loved that kitten.

Photos joke, I was in my attic yesterday looking for some old photos...

"What are you doing?" asked my wife as she walked in on me and our children sitting around the table.

"I'm just showing them these old photos from when I used to be a Boxer" I said, showing off.

"If you turn them sideways kids, it looks like your Dad's standing up"

Two men in a park.

A creepy guy walks up to another man in a park.
Creepy guy leans close to the man and whispers "do you have any naked photos of your wife?"

The man angrily says "certainly not".

Creepy guy says "would you like to buy some?"

I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time?

"One day my prints will come."

Mickey's Yellow Snow Dilemma...

Mickey was angry because somebody was writing "Mickey sucks" in yellow snow outside of his front door every time it snowed. He ended up going to his friend who was a cop to ask for help. The cop checked it out and took some photos and samples. A couple of days later the cop came back to Mickey:
"Well, the good news is we've figured out that the urine came from your friend, Goofy. The bad news - it's Minnie's handwriting..."

Photos joke, Mickey's Yellow Snow Dilemma...

Jennifer Lawrence has said that those who saw her nude photos should cower in shame...

...I don't know about all that, but I did shower after I came.

Facebook should make a bigger deal over privacy, certainly as far as photos are concerned.

I managed to find a really attractive girl I'd seen before, and without adding her, I could see all her photos, including some in a bikini.
I mean, she's lucky it's only me wanking and not some pervert.

People who take tons of photos of themselves

Have no selfie control

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb

sorry :\

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What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?

Someday my prints will come.

I hide photos on my computer of me

I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in â€Ļa file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won't find them.

Bigfoot is like a father to me...

... I've only ever seen him in photos, never in real life.

I brought my camera to a strip club for my photography project

I ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed.

What kind of photos do turtles take?


Photos joke, What kind of photos do turtles take?

My dad thought it would be a good idea to show my girlfriend my baby photos.

"You haven't changed at all." she laughed.

"That's enough of the naked ones, please." I told him.

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Probably photos, reflective surfaces, things of that nature.

My wife showed me her baby photos.

She said, "Here's one of me when I was 3."

I replied, "Wow, and there's me thinking you were like a fine wine."

The photo technician got caught masterbating to people's photos

They charged him with "indecent exposure"

I was searching for bear photos

When I made a grizzly discovery

Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ...

... they were formatted RAW

A twelve year old is watching ghostbusters 2 for the first time with his father.

Kid : Dad what's that?

Dad : A walkman

Kid : and that?

Dad : A dark room for devoloping photos.

Kid : and those?

Dad : The twin towers.

My mum showed my girlfriend my baby photos.

"You haven't changed at all," said my girlfriend.

"Alright mum," I said, "that's enough of the naked ones."

A man walks into his office

A man walks into his office cubicle on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor.
it reads, "Do you have any naked photos of your wife?"

Outraged the man replies, "NO I DO NOT!!!!"

Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor. Expecting an apology, he opens the e-mail.

It reads, "Want to buy some?"

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes.
(Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

I tried to take photos at a strip club

Everyone turned out to be over-exposed.

Yo mama so fat...

... The holiday photos are still printing

Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.


I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all.

Turns out I have selfie-steam issues

When someone shows you a picture of their kid the one thing they don't wanna hear is...

"Oh yeah I have some photos of your kid too"

Lighting is very important when I take photos of myself.

Because if there isn't any, chances are it's a good photo.

Wow, the CIA microwave camera program has really come a long way...

They've gone from photos of potato quality to quality photos of potatoes.

All these celeb photos leaks...

I can't believe it's fappening again.

I took a bird back to my house the other night

I took a bird back to my house the other night. Why are all of these photos turned the other way? she asked, confused.

They're pictures of my wife, I replied. They're just too painful to look at.

Oh, I'm sorry, she stammered, I didn't know. How did it happen, if you don't mind me asking?

Both of her parents were ugly, I replied.

Why I don't trust photos taken from a cellphone camera

They seem...phony

If I ever get fat...

I'm gonna post before and after photos on the internet. I'll just flip them, so everyone tells me how amazing I used to look.

A guy came back from having his photos done....

He was carrying the photos in his hand and was standing in the bus.
The bus stopped and he jerked forward, the photos fell out of his hand and went down under a woman's dress.

He bends downs and asks "Could you lift up your dress I gotta take those photos"

I finally figured out why I look so bad in photos.

It's my face.

A man died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle

He had serious selfie steam issues.

CNN recently released Suggestive photos of U.S. President Donald Trump

His first comments on the shocking reveal were the following: Fake Nudes

Why can't you email photos to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

If I photoshopped a medical license

Would that be a doctored image?

What's the difference between a sock and a camera?

One is for five toes, the other is for photos.

Cinderella was waiting for her christmas photos to be sent in the mail.

Even though they were very late she stayed positive, thinking: 'One day my prints will come'.

Today I put a new lens on my camera that allows me to take photos of farts.

It's called flatulence.

Sorry, I'm a dad.

There's a Marine in Afghanistan

A marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back.

So, the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 24 pictures of women (with clothes and some without) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

Where do Italians get their stock photos from?

Spaghetti Images

I love taking photos of myself standing next to boiling water.

My doctor says I have selfie steam issues.

What did Snow White say when her photos didn't arrive?

Some day my prints will come.

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

It's not you, it's me...

Some Asians viewing their group photos

If a millennial asks you...

If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes

Tell them that they're too young to remember the demon uprising of the 1980s

The amusement park was taking photos of me on their rides without my consent

When i found out, i was fluming!

Hate speak, obscene photos, and narcissistic viewpoints caused me to get completely off of social media. [OC]

I found myself wasting too much time posting that stuff!

Apparently some naked photos of Donald Trump have been leaked by a Whitehouse staff member...

...he claims it's all just fake nudes.

My father loved the photos and paintings of John Audubon

He collected as many photos and paintings of all the different birds around the world.

As he lay on his deathbed facing the "wall of wading birds" I asked him if he would have done anything different.

His eyes panned across the wall and he frowned. With his last words he said.

"I have no egrets"

LPT: Use a name brand shopping bag as a trash bag while traveling in Europe

Once the bag is full, take some photos of your surroundings looking away from the shopping bag. By the time you look back, you no longer will have trash to get rid of.

Bakeries often ask me to pose for promotional photos with their products.

Apparently I'm an excellent roll model.

If I had a dollar for every girl that looked different in real life than she did on her online dating photos...

I still wouldn't have enough money for make-up remover for 1 of them

Panda Express fired me for emailing around photos of bad stir fry...

I guess I should have labelled them Not Safe for Wok...

Last year, the kids at the beach were all using hashtags in their photos...

This year, they will be using toe tags...

The mothers of two IS fighters were exchanging kids photos..

One mother said, this is my son as a baby, and this is him growing up, him as a teenager and this is him last year as a man, just before he gave himself up for jihadi.

The other mother says, you know- they blow up so quick.

Photography at a strip club was a failure

Everyone in the photos was over-exposed

Jane Goodall has blocked my number!

Didn't appreciate me sending her photos of macaque.

My wife emailed me our wedding photos but I couldn't open any of the files.

I have serious trouble with emotional attachments.

A couple who work in the circus go to an adoption agency.

Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"

What's the difference between a camera and a sock?

A camera takes photos
A sock takes 5 toes

Everyone is posting photos of people from the 1910's wearing masks to protect themselves from the Spanish flu to try and convince people to wear masks now...

Idiots. If masks work, then why are all those people in the pictures dead?

What's the difference between a foot and a camera?

The foot has five toes.
The camera has photos.

My dad was driving a tourist bus filled with Japanese tourists in the 1990s.

A robber came in and stole my dads cash register at one stop. Luckily the police got 500+ photos of the robber as an evidence.

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