Photos For Friends Jokes
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Funniest Photos For Friends Short Jokes
Short photos for friends jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The photos for friends humour may include short photos with jokes also.
- A friend showed me a photo of his wife. Isn't she stunning? He said.
You should see my wife, I replied.
What, is she stunning, too? He asked.
I said: No, she's an optometrist. - My friend showed me a photo of a famous meteor crater in Arizona. It's amazing how close it landed to the Visitor's Center.
- If I ever go missing... I would like my photo but on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know where to look for me.
- My friend sent her photo to the lonely hearts club They sent it back saying they weren't *that* lonely
- My friend showed me some of his childhood photos. "These look nothing like you!" My friend responded "Why would they?"
- Some how my friend managed to send me a photo of himself from the county jail.... a cellfie..
- Some new friends of mine were looking through the photos on my phone... They saw a ton of pictures of food, and the occasional pictures of my dog. And then they asked if I was Asian!
- My friend makes a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes... It's like shooting fish in apparel...
- I suggested to my tech-illiterate friend she upload her photos on Instagram, but she just sent them to me in one big zip file. Sigh... *unzips*
- The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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Photos For Friends One Liners
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- What does a plant do when someone close to his friend dies? He photo-sympathizes.
- I showed my sterile friend a photo of my son. He just couldn't conceive of such a thing.
- A group of deaf friends were getting their photo taken. They looked on point.
- I added Michael J Fox as a friend on Instagram... He likes every single one of my photos.
- A friend of mine does not believe in s**... before marriage. So I sent him a few photos.
Photos For Friends Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about photos for friends you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean friends forever jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make photos for friends pranks.
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An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera."
He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."
Mickey's Yellow Snow Dilemma...
Mickey was angry because somebody was writing "Mickey s**..." in yellow snow outside of his front door every time it snowed. He ended up going to his friend who was a cop to ask for help. The cop checked it out and took some photos and samples. A couple of days later the cop came back to Mickey:
"Well, the good news is we've figured out that the u**... came from your friend, Goofy. The bad news - it's Minnie's handwriting..."
I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.
Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?".
I said "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?", I said "No, she's an optician."
I ran into an old friend from school today who immediately starting bragging about his wonderful life.
Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, She's beautiful, isn't she?
I said, If you think she's beautiful, you should see my girlfriend.
He said, Why? is she good looking?
I said, No, she's a optician.
I kinda feel sorry for h**....
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
A soldier's revenge after his SO broke up
A soldier serving in Afghanistan was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying,
"I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
John's special skill
John says to his friend 'I'm an expert at identifying birds!'
So his friend shows him a photo of a Spix's Macaw, and asks him to identify it.
To which John replies 'Oh that's definitely a bird.'
\*guffaws\*
Not a joke, but some witty comment I like to say
Whenever I get my hands on one of my friends phone (who isn't single), or whenever one of them gets a new girlfriend, I ask:
"Do you have any n**... photos of you girlfriend on your phone?"
Naturally, the answer is "No", at which I respond:
"Do you want some?"
Works every time :)
A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are.
Please keep your photo and return the others.”
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
I was shocked when I saw the photos of Kate s**... hanging
I was shocked when I saw the photos of Kate s**... hanging....
On the wall in my uncles living room. I didn't know they used to be friends.
A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween.
The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot.
The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.
Moral of the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
Our friend, Lincoln never made it to the kissing or photo booth..
Because of John Wilkes Booth.
You know you're ugly when...
...your friends want to take a group photo and hand you the camera.
Kids Today
Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.
'This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'
'Yes, I remember him as a baby,' says the other mother cheerfully.
'He's a martyr now though,' the mother confides.
'Oh, so sad dear,' says the other.
'And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'
'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born.'
'He's a martyr too,' says the mother quietly.
'Oh, gracious me . . . , ' says the other.
'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18,' she whispers.
'Yes,' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school.'
'He's a martyr also,' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .
'They blow up so fast, don't they?'
Slightly more modern Russian joke
Putin is visiting a big factory for a photo op, and he decides to get the opinions of the common man. He walks up to one of the line workers and says, "My friend, I hear alcoholism is a big problem in Russia. Tell me, do you think you could still do your job if you drank a bottle of v**... in the morning?"
The worker thinks and says, "Well... I suppose so."
Putin frowns because that wasn't the answer he was expecting, but presses on: "Do you think you could still do your job if you'd had two bottles of v**... in the morning?" The worker nods and says he probably could. Putin, now becoming exasperated, asks: "What if you'd had *three* bottles?"
The worker replies, "I'm here, aren't I?"