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Funniest Photon Short Jokes

Short photon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The photon humour may include short neutron jokes also.

  1. A photon walks into a hotel and orders a room. The bellhop asks, Can I carry your baggage to your room for you? The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
  2. A photon checks into a hotel and the front desk asks "Do you need help with your luggage"? The photon replies "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
  3. Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."
  4. A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop says "can I take your bags?"
    "No," she answers, "I'm traveling light."
    *(I'm new to the community, this is best I've got, I'm sorry)*
  5. A photon walks into a hotel..... ..... And is asked if he needs help with his luggage.
    The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
  6. So a photon checks into a hotel... Bellman says "Sir may I take your bags?"
    Photon replies "Nah... I'm traveling light"
  7. Physics Joke A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says "can I help you with your bags?" And the photon replies, "no it's ok, I'm traveling light."
  8. A cop pulled over a spanish photon... The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
    The photon said, "c."
  9. A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, "Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."
    The photon replies, "No, I am traveling light!"
  10. A photon checks into a hotel. The bell hop asks "Do you have any luggage?"
    The photon replies "No I'm traveling light."

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Photon One Liners

Which photon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with photon? I can suggest the ones about quantum and particle.

  1. A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas
  2. Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch? He needed a light snack
  3. Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane? He was Travelling Light
  4. How do we know photons are massless? They're traveling light.
  5. What does a Spanish photon say when you tickle it? No mass! No mass!
  6. How heavy is a photon? I don't know, but it's probably light-weight
  7. What did the photon particle say as it traveled past? Nothing, it just waved
  8. Why does a photon not weigh much? Because it's light.
  9. How is a photon like an abandoned church? They have no mass.
  10. How much does a photon weigh? I'm not sure, but it's light
  11. Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light.
  12. Photons aren't Catholic. No mass.
  13. How do you offend a photon? You tell it that it doesn't matter.
  14. So I took a practice test on photons today... It didn't matter.
  15. What do you need to split a photon? A lightsabre

Photon joke, What do you need to split a photon?

Cheerful Photon Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about photon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quantum physics jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make photon pranks.

During s**... im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere...

I come fast and dont p**... very far! ... ayyyyy!

Photon

A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk man asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies "No, I'm travelling light."

Two Photons enter a bar.

Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar.
They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?"
The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.

So an atom walks into a bar...

He says, "Hey bartender, I think I lost an electron." The bartender asks him if he's sure, and he says , "Yeah, I'm positive."
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
A photon walks into a bar. He sees his friend on the other side of the room, so he waves.

A photon walks into a bar...

And he asks the barman for some peanuts.
The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve light snacks."

Why can't we see photons having s**...?

They do it in the super-position.

How would a Spanish person describe a photon?

No mas.

A photon walks into a hotel...

and the desk clerk says, "can I help you with your luggage?"
The photon responds, "no thanks, I'm traveling light."

Why don't Photons go to church on Sunday?

Photons never have mass when at rest!

A photon is going through airport security...

The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.
The photon says, No, I'm traveling light.

A photon checks into a hotel.

The bellhop asks, "May I help you with your luggage?"
The photon responds, "No thank you. I'm traveling light."

A photon walks into a hotel

The bell boy walks up and asks, "Do you have any luggage?". "No," says the photon, "I'm traveling light."

A photon checks into a hotel..

The bellhop says: "Can I get your bags?"
The photon says: "that's ok, I'm traveling light"
- I heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson tell this joke with pure giddiness

A photon both raises his hand and shouts "Goodbye!"

It's a wave and a parting call.

What's does a photon and Donald Trump have in common?

Both full of energy and momentum, both lacking substance.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says...

Sir, do you have any checked baggage?'
Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'

A photon stops at a hotel and is asked: "May I take your luggage?"

He replies, "No, thanks. I'm traveling light."

How is it that photons travel so fast?

How is it that photons travel so fast?
They are light.

A photon walks into a hotel and the bellhop says "May I help you with your bags?"

The photon says "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

A photon arrives at the airport

As he checks in, security asks him: "Do you not have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "No, I'm travelling light".

Being autistic is a bit like being a photon...

Getting from here to someplace else is instantaneous, but what happens in between is incomprehensible.
(source: am autistic)

A photon walks into a hotel with his luggage...

The bellhop asks, "sir, do you need help with your bags?"
The photon responds, "that's alright, I'm traveling light!"

A photon walks into a hotel

The clerk asks "do you have any bags we can help you with?"
Photon says "naw dawg, I'm travelin' light"

What did the Spanish photon say when it had finally had enough of being the electromagnetic force carrier?

No mas.

A photon checks in at the airport for his flight. The ticket attendant asks him if he has any baggage to check, and the photon says, "No..."

"....I'm travelling light!"

A photon checks into a hotel and the bellboy asks if he can take his luggage, the photon says

Na, I'm traveling light

A photon walks into a hotel

The hotel clerk asks, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon responds, "No, I'm travelling light"

A photon walks into a Hotel

The innkeeper says, welcome! Do you have any luggage?
The photon says, "Nope, I'm traveling Light"
:D

A photon walks into a hotel

The concierge says, "need any help with your luggage?"
"Nah" says the photon. "I'm traveling light"

What did the photon say to the bellhop when he asked him can I help you with your bags?

No thank you, I'm traveling light

A photon checks into a hotel, and when the bellhop asks if can help with the luggage, the photon says

"*I don't have any, because I'm traveling light*"

A Spanish photon walks into a bar

The bar tender asks "what'll it be?" And the photon replies "una cerveza por favor." The bartender gives him a beer and come backs a few minutes later to find it finished. He asks: "want another?" To which the photon replies "Ay, no mas!"

A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if it needs help with its bags

No thanks, it replies, I'm travelling light.

A photon goes to a Hotel

The owner asks if he wants help with the bags and the photon says "no, I'm carrying light, thanks"

Did you know that photons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Christian.

Photon checks into a hotel

Receptionist: do you need help with the luggage?
Photon: no thanks, I'm traveling light.

Photons from a rainbow hit you at almost 300 million m/s and you don't even flinch

I guess they are pretty light

What did one photon say to the other as they passed by each other?

Nothing, they just waved~

Photons hit you at over 300,000,000,00 m/s, and yet you don't even flinch.

It must be because they're so light.

A photon checks into a hotel

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

A photon walks into a hotel

Desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"
The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

A photon walks into a hotel.

The desk clerk says, Can we help you with your luggage?
The photon says, No, thanks. I'm traveling light.

A photon checks into a hotel...

The receptionist asks him if he needs help with any baggage.
"No thanks, I'm traveling light."

A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if he needs help with his luggage...

The photon responds "No thanks. I'm traveling light."

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

The electron asked the photon, Have you packed a suitcase?

The photon said, No, I'm travelling light.

A photon checks into a hotel

A photon checks into a hotel and the lady at the desk asks him: "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies: "No I'm travelling light"

What do you call a photon that flies a plane?

A pilot light.

A photon is checking into his hotel, the man behind the front desk asked him if he needed help with his luggage. The photon replied nah

I'm just traveling light

A Photon Checks Into A Hotel…

The lady asks if she's carrying any luggage, to which the photon replies, No, I'm traveling light.

I just came up with this

A photon us going through airport security. The security guard says "that's not a lot of luggage" the photon says "I'm travelling light.

A photon checks into a hotel

When the bellhops asks to take its luggage the photon replies I don't have any, I'm traveling light

A photon went on holiday.

When checking in at the airport...
Check In agent. "Do you have any luggage sir?"
Photon. "No, I'm travelling light"

A photon was traveling along a highway at the speed of light.

The BMW driver on its tail was furious that they couldn't pass it.

The passenger check-in officer asked the photon if they had any luggage.

The photon replied, "No. I'm travelling light."

Photon joke, The passenger check-in officer asked the photon if they had any luggage.

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