Photography Jokes

32 photography jokes and hilarious photography puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about photography that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Photography Short Jokes

Short photography jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The photography humour may include short photographer jokes also.

  1. A photographer was killed on the job. His photography subjects tried to warn him but apparently a giant wheel of coagulated milk crushed him.
  2. I tried joining a long-exposure photography course, but I didn't learn anything. It all went by in a blur.
  3. Learning photography is hard. Last week I got kicked out of a photography workshop for indecent exposure.
  4. I need someone good with photography to brighten all my images for me. Hoping you'll do it for the exposure.
  5. Shoot the kids, hang the parents, frame grandpa... I tried to tell Rob the slogan for his new photography business needed fixing but he wasn't having any of it.
  6. I'm starting a photography business from home soon I'll let you know if anything develops.
  7. How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid? Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn't work, try your shell phone.)
  8. Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community? Because it wasn't Canon.
  9. I got arrested for shooting up a school. Apparently, I failed to notice signs prohibiting photography in the aquarium.
  10. Warner Brothers cracks down on paparazzi problems on "Justice League" set... ...apparently they're not allowing any unauthorized flash photography.

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Photography One Liners

Which photography one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with photography? I can suggest the ones about taking a picture and photos with.

  1. Why couldn't the press take pictures of the fastest superhero? No Flash photography.
  2. I got a bad grade in photography class I had trouble focusing
  3. I gave up on photography. Couldn't focus.
  4. I failed my course in Photography Lighting Teacher said I wasn't bright enough.
  5. Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away. Rest in peace Jay.
  6. Why can't Christians do macro photography? Because the Devil is in the details.
  7. Life is like photography You use the negatives to develop.
  8. Photography They call me AdvancedLife because I perform school shootings
  9. A zebra prefers older photography It just likes black and white I guess.
  10. Photography at a s**... club was a failure Everyone in the photos was over-exposed
  11. How did david hasselhoff attract the women in his n**... photography class By showing hoff

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Gather Around for Heartwarming Photography Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about photography you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean astronomy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make photography pranks.

A British girl meets a guy...

And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.
"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a local football team. Oh dad, what do you think?"
Her dad looked at her with an odd expression and said "Oh honey...
... *he's a keeper*"

A Instagram user walks into a bar...

A Instagram user walks into a #bar #pub #brewery #happyhour #bigplace #beer #night #party #fun #photography #conceptual #art #drink #peperoni #olives #lights #table #chair #followme

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What up britches!
(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married man with teenage kids , it was great fun seeing my girls roll their eyes at dad, that couldn't stop laughing at a dumb joke.)

I brought my camera to a s**... club for my photography project

I ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed.

How do you end up with a photography business worth $1 million?

Start out with $2 million.

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