Photographic Jokes

28 photographic jokes and hilarious photographic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about photographic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Photographic Short Jokes

Short photographic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The photographic humour may include short photography jokes also.

  1. In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed in him To be fair though, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him
  2. Photographers are so violent. They'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you.
  3. As a food photographer, I've always hated taking pictures of rice They always come out too grainy
  4. A Photographer was killed on the job. His photography subjects tried to warn him but apparently a giant wheel of coagulated milk crushed him.
  5. Girls hate it when I suddenly send them photographs of parasites Turns out, no one wants unsolicited tick pics
  6. I was the photographer at a vegan wedding this weekend They kept getting mad when I told them to say cheese.
  7. I tried to buy some cough syrup earlier, but apparently you need photographic ID. Anyhow, I solved the problem.
    I bought a huge box of laxatives and took them all - now I'm far too scared to cough.
  8. Being married to a photographer is depressing... ...they're always looking at the negatives.
  9. Did you hear about the photographer that got locked in his darkroom? He died of exposure. It was not a pretty picture.
  10. What's the difference between young girls and photographs? After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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Photographic One Liners

Which photographic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with photographic? I can suggest the ones about artistic and optical.

  1. Are people born with a photographic memory.... ....or does it take time to develop ?
  2. What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer? By selling your camera.
  3. Did you hear about the photographer who ran out of subjects? He shot himself.
  4. People who like being photographed in natural light.. ..should be taken outside and shot.
  5. I have a photographic memory it just hasn't developed yet
  6. I have a photographic memory... I need to take a photograph to remember anything.
  7. I met a guy who could remember every breast he'd ever seen He had photographic mammary
  8. I'm trying to get a photographic memory But its still developing.
  9. Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
  10. Are people born with photographic memories? Or do they take a while to develop?
  11. A photographer had his lens fall off his camera He was fined for indecent exposure.
  12. I'm not saying my wife is fat... but I struggle to lift her photograph
  13. I dream of becoming a selfie photographer.. I can just picture myself doing it.
  14. How does the lead singer of Nickelback prove his identity? "Look at this photograph"
  15. What does a photographer have in common with an art thief? The both take pictures.

Photographic joke, What does a photographer have in common with an art thief?

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What funny jokes about photographic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean literary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make photographic pranks.

Two Southern belles are walking down a country road.

They are out enjoying a sunset walk and admiring the scenery, when they come across a man taking photographs. The man, being awestruck at the beauty of the two ladies, asks if he can take their picture with the setting sun in the background.
The ladies discuss the idea and eventually agree.
The photographer begins setting up his tripod and adjusting his camera.
One of the ladies asks, "What is he doing?"
The other replies, in a thick Southern drawl, "He's going to focus."
Then the first says, "Both of us?"

Irish Confession

Murphy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.
There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby.
And on the wall a fine photographic display of various women who appear to have misplaced their garments.
He hears a priest come in. Father, forgive I think its been a while since I've been to confession and to be sure I must say that the confessional box is much better than it used to be.
The priest replies, Get out, you idiot. You're on my side!

I handed my wife a picture of a $50,000 Birkin designer handbag. "This is what I'm getting you for our anniversary!" She was so happy she started crying.

Who knew a simple photograph would mean so much to her?

Dear sir, On behalf of Channel Four may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our new reality show.

Also the charming photograph you enclosed. Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the program if selected, I would point out that the correct title of the series is actually "Fact Hunt". Kind regards Channel Four.

Photographic joke, Dear sir, On behalf of Channel Four may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your