Photo Booth Jokes
5 photo booth jokes and hilarious photo booth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about photo booth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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a guy goes to a party...
He has fun and goes to the photo booth, and there's no photo line.
Then he goes to the bathroom, and there's no bathroom line
Then he goes to get snacks and there's no snack line
Then he goes to get punch and there's no punch line
Did you hear about the John Wilkes photo booth?
It only takes head shots.
What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth?
Some day my prints will come!
Our friend, Lincoln never made it to the kissing or photo booth..
Because of John Wilkes Booth.
A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.
He thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab."
He popped into a phone booth near
the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room he figures, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello," the woman says.
She sounded s**....
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is s**.... I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks... We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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