Phony Jokes

29 phony jokes and hilarious phony puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about phony that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Phony Short Jokes

Short phony jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The phony humour may include short hone jokes also.

  1. My grandfather was arrested several times... ...for selling a phony immortality elixir.
    Once in 1885, again in 1922, a third time in 1964, another time in December 2021...
  2. My grandfather was arrested numerous times for selling a phony life lengthening drug... Once in 1888, again in 1922, a third time in 1954, and another time in January 2018
  3. What's the difference between Biden and a slow, phony, fake, crooked, corrupt politician? About 4 million votes.
  4. What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny woman? One is a phony buck...
  5. In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony gods blessing, but because I am enlightened by my... KNAWLEDGE
  6. AT&T is creating their first ever phony-chocolate bar I hear they're calling it "Raisin, the Bar."
  7. Hooked up with a Medium at a bar last night I think phony was a fake because she didn't see me coming.
  8. Phones are fake They're phony.
  9. What's the difference between a fake dollar bill and a skinny p**...? One's a phony buck

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Phony One Liners

Which phony one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with phony? I can suggest the ones about smith and pong.

  1. What do you call someone who impersonates Alexander Graham Bell? Phony
  2. I nearly beat up a psychic for being phony. Too bad he saw it coming.
  3. I knew the Psychic was a phony as soon as she accepted my check.
  4. Why can't you trust telemarketers? Because they sound phony.
  5. Why I don't trust photos taken from a cellphone camera They seem...phony
  6. What do you call a knockoff Hasbro toy? My Little Phony
  7. What do you call someone who pretends to like Vietnamese soup but really doesn't? A phony
  8. iPhone Is that IPhone real?
    It looks pretty phony.
  9. What do you call a fake Sony phone? Phony
  10. I once cheated on a litmus test They found out my answers were PHony though.
  11. What do you call a fake Apple product? An i-phony
  12. I enjoy musical Scrabble. I play some phonies.
  13. You know those people using bibles on their phones? They are using phony bibles.
  14. I want to get into the fake cheese business. So I can create some phony provaloney.
  15. What did the iPhone say to the fake iPhone? You're a phony

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Cheerful Fun Phony Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about phony you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stein jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make phony pranks.

An older man walks into a bar...

...wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."

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