Phoney Jokes
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During interviews he seems like such a nice guy, but the actor who plays Wolverine is a real phoney
It's a huge act, man..
Change for a $15 bill
An incompentent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day he realizes he spent all his time making $15 bills.
He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money, is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change his phoney money for real cash.
He travels to a small town and walks into a small Mom and Pop grocery store. He goes to the old man behind the counter and asks him, "Do you have change for a $15 bill?"
The old man replies, "I sure do...How would you like that? An eight and a seven or two sixes and a three?"
Last night, I told my wife I couldn't warn her I'd be late, because I lost my phone.
She told me that she was fed up with my phoney excuses.
What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?
A phoney friend!
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