Phonetic Jokes
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Phonetic Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good phonetic joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A Scottish guy announced to his mate that he was getting married...
I'll write this down phonetically, so use your best Scottish accent:
"Ahm gettin married next week."
"Are ye wearin a kilt?"
"Aye, ahm weerin a kilt."
"Wha's the tartin?"
"She's in a w**... dress."
What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.)
***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version.
Why is it so hard to get two doctors to work together?
It's a paradox!
(Its a phonetic joke ;)
'Horse' and w**...' both has a similar phonetic sound.
And they're both good at riding.
Why does the number two never yell?
He's not allowed to
^^(phonetic)
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