Phonebook Jokes
6 phonebook jokes and hilarious phonebook puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about phonebook that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A Blonde Walks into a Library
A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk.
She says, "This is the worst book I've ever read!! There's no plot and it has way too many characters!!"
The librarian says, "So that's what happened to our phonebook."
TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China
Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number.
If you're ever extremely lost, stay where you are and build a house instead of trying to find your way out...
Within a couple of days there should be a phonebook you didn't ask for at your doorstep, which will probably have a map in it.
If not, it makes good kindling.
Cannibal restaurant
I went to a cannibal restaurant once, I asked for the menu and they gave me a phonebook...
The Chinese Phonebook
China decided to make their own version of the Yellow Pages, but with all the Wings and Wongs, and Chans it was a mess. Finally they had decided to cancel the project people would Wing the Wong numbers.
Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?
Because it was mini apple list.
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