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6 phonebook jokes and hilarious phonebook puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about phonebook that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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A Blonde Walks into a Library

A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk.
She says, "This is the worst book I've ever read!! There's no plot and it has way too many characters!!"
The librarian says, "So that's what happened to our phonebook."

TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

If you're ever extremely lost, stay where you are and build a house instead of trying to find your way out...

Within a couple of days there should be a phonebook you didn't ask for at your doorstep, which will probably have a map in it.
If not, it makes good kindling.

Cannibal restaurant

I went to a cannibal restaurant once, I asked for the menu and they gave me a phonebook...

I asked my son to get me a phonebook

He laughed , called me a dinosaur , and handed me his iPhone .
The spider is dead , iPhone screen is cracked and my son is furious .


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