Phonebook Jokes

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A Blonde Walks into a Library

A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk.

She says, "This is the worst book I've ever read!! There's no plot and it has way too many characters!!"

The librarian says, "So that's what happened to our phonebook."

A broke, lonely man.

A man who hadn't been with a woman in years was feeling lonely one night. He finally decided he wanted to hire an escort to fix this problem, but, he was nearly broke.

After sifting through the phone-book he finds an ad for an extremely cheap escort, only $5. He calls her up and hires her. A few hours later she appears at his house and they spend the night together in his bed.

The next day after she had left he noticed that he was really itchy. After checking the boys he realized he had crabs! Enraged, he called the escort again and demanded a refund, to which she replied, "Well what did you expect for $5, lobsters?"

If you're ever extremely lost, stay where you are and build a house instead of trying to find your way out...

Within a couple of days there should be a phonebook you didn't ask for at your doorstep, which will probably have a map in it.

If not, it makes good kindling.

Cannibal restaurant

I went to a cannibal restaurant once, I asked for the menu and they gave me a phonebook...

The Chinese Phonebook

China decided to make their own version of the Yellow Pages, but with all the Wings and Wongs, and Chans it was a mess. Finally they had decided to cancel the project people would Wing the Wong numbers.

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