Phone Charging Jokes
86 phone charging jokes and hilarious phone charging puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about phone charging that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Phone Charging Short Jokes
Short phone charging jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The phone charging humour may include short phone charger jokes also.
- In the hospital, I asked the charge nurse for a phone charger - she was very offended. Don't even get me started on the reaction from the head nurse.
- Lads if you are bored! Phone up women's rights groups... And ask to speak to the man in charge.
- My favourite position in bed...... The side nearest the socket so i can play with my phone while it's charging
- Killing Time. Lads if you are bored! Phone up women's rights groups...
And ask to speak to the man in charge. - A Saudi king let me juice up my phone with his portable power source. I was charged with a Sultan battery.
- With the iPhone 7 we have to charge the phone and the earphones, with the iphone 8 ... ... I think we'll also have to charge the charger.
- My wife depleted the power on my phone when I needed it the most. Yet I'm the one who is charged of battery...
- I was sitting in the courtroom the other day and my phone started to die. Luckily I brought my mobile power bank. Anyways, I was charged with battery.
- I intentionally left my cell phone at home when I went to visit the Vatican for the first time But somehow I still incurred massive Roman charges.
- I named my phone "The Titanic...." So when I plug it in to charge it says, "The Titanic is syncing"
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Phone Charging One Liners
Which phone charging one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with phone charging? I can suggest the ones about iphone charger and charging phone.
- Which crayon at the Crayola factory is in charge of answering the phones? Yellow?
- Why can you charge your phone with a bee from America? Because it's a USB
- My phone got arrested today... It was charged with battery.
- Just charged my phone Let's see how long the battery will la
- The police took my phone It was charged with battery
- I'm not saying I hate you... but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
- What is worse than heartbreak? Waking up and realising your phone was not charging.
- Why did the rhino break his phone? The instructions told him to charge it!
- How long does it take a super saiyan to charge their phone? Depends on the power level.
- Once a lawyer was fed up with his phone battery running low... so he charged it.
- I wanted to charge my phone But my street has no outlet
- The cops arrested my phone yesterday. They charged it with battery.
- I charged my phone, but I didn't have enough evidence to indict, so I had to let it go.
- Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't "charged up"
- Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Happy Phone Charging Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about phone charging you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean battery charging jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make phone charging pranks.
I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me.
Father Knows Best!
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant! Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning; your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be two factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they each will receive a factory and $2,000,000.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f*** her again."
Did you see the one about the woman whose cell phone runs of the power of her own tears?
It was emotionally charged.
We had a power outage today...
...and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my phone battery was flat and I couldn't charge it.To top it off it was snowing outside. So I couldn't play golf and I couldn't fish. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power. So does the microwave. So popcorn won't happen.
So I talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like such a nice person.
So a guy goes to a mechanic....
...to get his car fixed. After leaving the shop withe the vehicle as good as new a few days go by and he gets a phone call. The mechanic is on the other end and asks for him to bring the car back.
The guy pulls into the shop and the mechanic pops the hood and pulls a tool out, then closing the hood.
The guy immediately responds- "if you were a doctor...I'd sue you for malpractice! "
The mechanic replied " if I was a doctor....I'd charge you for having to go back in!".
Why wouldn't kurt cobain let you charge your phone at his house?
...the guy likes his power chords too much.
A cell phone beat it's wife up until she almost died...
...the police charged it with battery.
A man purchases some livestock....
but has no way to get it home. He walks to the only pay phone for miles which has a rate that charges the user $5 per word spoken and recieved. Not one to waste money, he places a call to his wife and says "Com-for-ta-ble"
How did people charge their phones before electricity?
They didn't...!
Why was Chris afraid of his phone?
Because it was charging!
Roaming charges are sexist
You have to pay more to use your phone if you're a broad.
AC/DC has broken up!
AC now charges phones and DC started making comic books.
What's the difference between a t**... and a phone charger?
A phone charger charges batteries, but a t**... has battery charges
I got arrested for plugging my phone into my portable power pack
I'm being charged with battery
Mr. T
Q: what does Mr. T say when he's done charging his cell phone?
A: MY BATTERY FULL!!
Why does it take artists so long to charge their phones?
They only like to use "creative outlets"
My phone doubled charge in a minute!
Now it's at 8%!!
Wife and husband are in the living room.
She's doing stuff in her computer, while he's sitting on the couch typing on his phone.
At one point, wife's cellphone receives a message.
Her phone is charging in the kitchen, so she stands up from her desk and goes to the kitchen.
At the kitchen, she looks up her phone and see's a text message from her husband.
"Well, since you're in the kitchen, might as well make me a sandwich."
How do you know you've found a lawyers phone?
It's been charged with lies!
I woke up and couldn't tell the time
The lights were all off and my phone was out of charge. I looked out the window, then it dawned on me...
Why didn't the Mexican get charged for phone calling a neighboring gangster?
It was a loco call.
I just bought a USB C-C cable so my wife can charge her phone off of mine
Now she can not only s**... the life out of me but also my phone.
A phone gets thrown into a jail cell
His cell mate looks at him and asks "what are you being charged with?"
The phone looks smugly at his cell mate and replies "Battery"
Did you hear about the phone that got arrested?
He was charged with a battery.
Don't you hate when you're drunk and you can't find the right hole no matter what?
I really hate putting my phone on charge sometimes
At 30 years old I can look forward to 60% of my life ahead of me.
If the battery on my phone drops to 60% I immediately panic and start looking for a place to charge.
What did the lawyer do when he dropped his cell phone in the ocean?
He charged it with a salted battery.
I bought a power bank in a Chinese shop..
I was happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power bank.
SMS
I was on sofa next to my wife who was eating and typing on her phone. So I heard my phone ringing at the kitchen where I was charging it. So I went to check , the sms was from my wife and she wrote "bring the salt on your way back."
Betty was away from home on a business trip, and on a break between meetings decided to call home collect...
...as her husband was outside changing the oil on his car, her 6 year old son Bobby picked up the phone.
Putting his ear to the receiver, he heard a man say: *"We have a Betty on the line, will you except the charges?"*
Terrified, Bobby ran outside screaming:
"DAD!!! THEY'VE GOT MOM!!! AND THEY WANT MONEY!!!"
Let's show a little appreciation for smokers.
If it wasn't for them, it would have been many years until we could have charged our phones in cars.
Why was the pedafile confused by his phone bill?
He didn't understand all his overage charges
I don't get why they call not being able to charge your phone a third world problem
African kids can't charge their phone either
I don't get people who call it a first world problem when they can't charge their phones
African kids can't charge their phones either.
I just plugged in my phone to charge...
and now my grans heart rate monitor wont shut up with this long beep and its driving me nuts!
Three men are driving in the desert when their car breaks down.
The men decide that they must split up and survive on their own for the best chances. They are then forced to abandon the car. To be fair, they decide that they can each take one part of the car to help them.
The first man decides that he wants to take the car battery, he is an engineer and believes he can hook it up to somehow keep his phone charged as he travels the desert.
The second man decides he wants the water pump because he can drink from it when he gets thirsty.
The third man, who was a little slow, wanted to take a car door with him. His reasoning was, if it ever gets to hot, I can just roll the window down
Was kind of surprised at all the swearing
when I unplugged the church o**... to charge my phone?
What do my phone and the Trump administration have in common?
They're both 50% charged and in the back pocket!
Did you hear about the guy who left his phone charging overnight?
It overcharged, caught fire and burned the house down.
He was arrested on charges of battery.
A couple roommates squabble over the only phone charger in the house. One punches the other square in the face. The cops show up.
He is charged with battery.
A 90 year old woman had just lost her husband of 70 years. She phoned the local paper to put her loss in the obituary.
The receptionist tells her that its £1 per word.
"Oh my. I don't have much money so can you just write 'Mort is dead,' please?"
Feeling sorry for the poor old lady, the receptionist tells her she can have another 3 words, free of charge.
The recently widowed OAP thinks for a second and says: " Mort is dead. Volvo for sale."
A man sees a listing for a cell phone on eBay but he doesn't see a price.
There's only a description that said it was broken, as well as the picture.
Because he was only gonna use it for parts, he contacts the seller.
How much for the cell phone? Asks the man.
The seller replies No charge .
3 people died and went to h**......
One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from North Korea.
The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged.
The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24.
The man from North Korea spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why.
The devil responded: Local calls are free .
The science teacher is in trouble for slapping his student
The parents phones says "I'm sending two coppers right now to charge you with battery."
He says "You can't charge a battery with two coppers. You need a copper and a zinc."
NASA received the bill from SpaceX for sending astronauts into space and they were shocked to see that it was nearly 3 billion dollars
They phoned Elon Musk and explained that they thought SpaceX wouldn't be charging to send astronauts into space.
Elon Musk responded by saying, 'there's no such thing as a free launch'
On my way to work this morning a bird decided to make its home on top of my head. I went to call someone for help but my phone had run out of power
I'm now under a nest without charge
