Phone Booth Jokes
30 phone booth jokes and hilarious phone booth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about phone booth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Phone Booth Short Jokes
Short phone booth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The phone booth humour may include short booth jokes also.
- Man outside phone booth: Excuse me, you've been on the phone.. ...for 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word .
Man inside: I am talking to my wife! - Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth? Because he had a javelin through his head.
- How do you get 1000 dead babies into a phone booth? A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tostitos - What does a corpse and a phone-booth have in common? I don't need permission to come inside either.
- What's black, white, covered in blood, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a spear through her head!
- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
- How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion. - I was just at a cell phone convention and stopped at the v**... Mobile booth. It was just a bunch of nuns in wheelchairs.
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Phone Booth One Liners
Which phone booth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with phone booth? I can suggest the ones about confessional booth and phone.
- How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? All of them.
- What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck.
- Did you hear about the party in the phone booth? It was off the hook
- Why did the football player tackle the phone booth? To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha
- How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone booth? Throw in a tin of beans
- How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth? 324.5
- Phone booths are disappearing It's getting harder and harder to leave the matrix.
- Yo mama so fat Yo mama so fat she b**... dialed me from a phone booth.
- Yo Mommas so s**... she got lost in a telephone booth.
Great Phone Booth Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about phone booth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean telephone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make phone booth pranks.
Crime And Violence
When I think about it, we are the ones to blame for all the crime and violence we have today, after all, we removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to get changed.
How national weather service predicts weather.
It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied,
'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'
'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'
How stock markets work!
It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied,
'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'
'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'
This is how stock markets work!
One day a nurse is giving a woman in a coma a sponge bath
and notices the heartbeat change slightly when the sponge was in her c**....
Excitedly, she goes to the phone and calls the woman's husband and tells him to come to the hospital.
When he gets there the nurse tells him that she thinks that his wife could be helped perhaps by a little bit of o**... s**..., that maybe it is crazy but it just might work.
The man goes into his wife's booth. A couple of minutes later her heartbeat flat-lines. The man walks out, and the nurse stunned asks "What happened?"
The man replies "I think she choked"