Phoenix Jokes

Funniest Phoenix Short Jokes

Short phoenix jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The phoenix humour may include short phantom jokes also.

1. Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week.
   Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix.
2. So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, right? I guess that's when the books started getting *dead Sirius*
3. Did you hear that the Great Flying Phoenix decided to get his wings clipped? Now he just goes by Joaquin Phoenix.
4. It was so hot in Phoenix, the entire city burned to ground was reduced to ashes Dont worry, it came right back up the next morning.
5. Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say "Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?" You're welcome
6. One day Joaquin Phoenix will be bitten by a zombie... ...and he will be called the Joaquin Dead
7. If you don't like the weather... in Chicago, wait 10 minutes.
   in San Francisco, walk 2 blocks.
   in New York, go on vacation.
   in Phoenix, move.
   in San Diego, you're wrong.
8. If I ever meet Joaquin Phoenix in person, I plan to shake his hand, and when he offers me a greeting, say, "You must be joking".
9. What would River Phoenix's act be called if he trained lions to swim in England? River Thames
10. What do you call Joaquin Phoenix being chased by a dog? Running Phoenix

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Phoenix One Liners

Which phoenix one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with phoenix? I can suggest the ones about falcon and eagle.

1. What's a phoenix's favorite snack? Fire crackers
2. What do you get when you touch a phoenix? Bird-degree burns.
3. Order of the Phoenix is my favourite Harry Potter book Dead serious.
4. What do you call a phoenix with a broken wing? Joaquin Phoenix.
5. What do you call a flaming bird that can't fly?? Walking Phoenix
6. Where is the best place to get cremated? Phoenix!
7. What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him? ''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''
8. What do you call a firebird without a ride home? A Joaquin Phoenix
9. What do you call a flightless bird? Joaquin Phoenix.
10. What's the most tragic case of flightless bird? Joaquin Phoenix.
11. The Order of the Phoenix I'll take two meal B's please. Thanks.
12. If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?
13. What's the opposite of a flyin' centaur? A walkin' phoenix.
14. Phoenix Summer Mornings are perfect boy band weather. 98°
15. A teenage boy going through puberty and a fruit-bearing Phoenix tree. Both date palms.

Phoenix Bird Jokes

Here is a list of funny phoenix bird jokes and even better phoenix bird puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you call when Dumbledores bird tells harry to go downstairs? The order of the phoenix.

Cheeky Phoenix Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about phoenix you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean peacock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make phoenix pranks.