phobia Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious phobia puns

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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Doctor: You might have a phobia of marriage. Do you think you have the symptoms?

Man: Can't say I do.

Doctor: Yes. That's the main one.

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I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.

I'm taking steps to avoid them.

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I have a huge phobia of hair.

I dreadlocks.

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I have a phobia of German sausage

Yes, I fear the wurst

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Therapist: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?"

Me: "I can't say I do."

Therapist: "That's one of them."

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If Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of bats by becoming his phobia...

why am I still afraid of failure?

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In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders..

But in Iraq, no phobia.

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What is the Phobia for chainsaws called?

Common sense

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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I have a phobia of the square root of 2

It's just one of my irrational fears

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did you hear about the mathematician with a phobia of negative numbers?

he will stop at nothing to avoid them

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What do you call a phobia of machetes?

Common sense

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I have a really bad phobia of speed bumps...

But I'm slowly getting over it

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Do you have a phobia of intruders sneaking into your home?

You're not alone.

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What did Spider-Man say when he was deployed to the Middle East?

Iraq, no phobia

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We think you may have a phobia of marriage

Doctor: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?

Me: I can't say I do.

Doctor: That's one of the symptoms, yes.

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I've been working on getting rid of my phobia of speed bumps.

I'm slowly getting over it.

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In Iran, people are afraid of spiders...

But in Iraq, no phobia

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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You know how they say penis size is proportional to feet size...

No wonder why so many people have a phobia of clowns.

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did you hear about the mathematics whiz who was afraid of negative numbers?

his phobia was so bad that he will stop at nothing to avoid them.

dedicated to my special friend blader2601.

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I enjoy flying, but have a severe phobia of boarding queues

I spoke to the doctor, but they said it was a terminal illness

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I have a fear of overly esoteric prefixes in front of the word "phobia."

I know what it's called, I just can't bring myself to say it.

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I had a phobia of icebergs, so my psychiatrist said to try taking my phobia head on.

As Captain of the Titanic, there might've been some misinterpretation going on there...

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What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?

Both have a phobia for sirens.

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What do you call a phobia of acids?

Baseless

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I've got a speed bumb phobia

But I'm slowly getting over it, which is nice...

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What's the phobia where you're afraid of Florida?

Sanity.

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A man with a phobia of old men files a complaint about Santa...

He didn't like his Christmas presence...

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I think i have a phobia of toilets...

I'm always shitting it

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What did the psychologist say to his client after diagnosing him with a phobia on January 1?

Happy new fear.

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I have a fear of missing targets at short distances

So I aim to go to great lengths to solve my phobia.

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As a vegan eating with the German side of my family at Christmas can be tough. I'm too scared to tell them I am vegan so I explained that I had a crippling phobia of meat.

I feared the wurst.

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To help me get over my recently developed elevator phobia my friend invited me to an Open Mike night.

Worst autopsy ever!

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What are the most funny Phobia jokes of all time ?

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