Phobia Jokes

Funniest Phobia Short Jokes

Short phobia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The phobia humour may include short fear jokes also.

1. Doctor: You might have a phobia of marriage. Do you think you have the symptoms? Man: Can't say I do.
   Doctor: Yes. That's the main one.
2. Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms? Patient: I can't say that I do.
   Therapist: Exactly. That's one of them.
3. Therapist: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?" Me: "I can't say I do."
   Therapist: "That's one of them."
4. If Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of bats by becoming his phobia... why am I still afraid of failure?
5. What's the name for a phobia of chainsaws? common sense
   (my 9-year-old just came and shared that gem with me)
6. A man goes to a doctor for his phobia of getting married. The doctor asks, "Do you know about any of the symptoms?
   The man replies, "Can't say I do."
7. What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages? They both fear the wurst
8. My therapist told me, You have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms? I said, Can't say that I do.
   My therapist said, Yes, that's the main one.
9. A doctor walks up to his patient. "Looks like you have a phobia of getting married. Do you know any of the symptoms?" "I can't say I do."
10. I have a really bad phobia of speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it

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Phobia One Liners

Which phobia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with phobia? I can suggest the ones about claustrophobic and anxiety.

1. I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.
2. I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them.
3. I was recently diagnosed with a fear of giant. Fee-fi-phobia.
4. I have a huge phobia of hair. I dreadlocks.
5. I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst
6. In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia.
7. What is the Phobia for chainsaws called? Common sense
8. I have a phobia of the square root of 2 It's just one of my irrational fears
9. In Iran, everyone is so very afraid of spiders. But in iraq no phobia.
10. I think I've developed a phobia of German sausages I keep on fearing the wurst
11. What is the phobia of "getting married" called? Common sense.
12. If 'trypanophobia' is the fear of needles, what is a phobia of chainsaws? "Common Sense"
13. What do you call a phobia of machetes? Common sense
14. I have a phobia of edges I'm going to start cutting corners to avoid them
15. What did Spider-Man say when he was deployed to the Middle East? Iraq, no phobia

Phobia Of Bad Jokes

Here is a list of funny phobia of bad jokes and even better phobia of bad puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• did you hear about the mathematics w**... who was afraid of negative numbers? his phobia was so bad that he will stop at nothing to avoid them.
  dedicated to my special friend blader2601.

Cheerful Fun Phobia Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about phobia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean afraid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make phobia pranks.