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55 phobia jokes and hilarious phobia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about phobia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funny phobia jokes are sure to bring a laugh, whether you suffer from agoraphobia, social phobia, needle phobia, or any other fear. Learn how to make light of your fears and make others chuckle with our collection of hilarious jokes about phobias and shyness. Don’t let your fears bring you down, let laughter take over and put a smile on your face.

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Popular Phobia Short Jokes

Short phobia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The phobia humour may include short fear jokes also.

  1. Doctor: You might have a phobia of marriage. Do you think you have the symptoms? Man: Can't say I do.
    Doctor: Yes. That's the main one.
  2. Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms? Patient: I can't say that I do.
    Therapist: Exactly. That's one of them.
  3. Therapist: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?" Me: "I can't say I do."
    Therapist: "That's one of them."
  4. If Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of bats by becoming his phobia... why am I still afraid of failure?
  5. What's the name for a phobia of chainsaws? common sense
    (my 9-year-old just came and shared that gem with me)
  6. A man goes to a doctor for his phobia of getting married. The doctor asks, "Do you know about any of the symptoms?
    The man replies, "Can't say I do."
  7. What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages? They both fear the wurst
  8. My therapist told me, You have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms? I said, Can't say that I do.
    My therapist said, Yes, that's the main one.
  9. A doctor walks up to his patient. "Looks like you have a phobia of getting married. Do you know any of the symptoms?" "I can't say I do."
  10. I have a really bad phobia of speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it

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Phobia One Liners

Which phobia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with phobia? I can suggest the ones about claustrophobic and anxiety.

  1. I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.
  2. I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them.
  3. I was recently diagnosed with a fear of giant. Fee-fi-phobia.
  4. I have a huge phobia of hair. I dreadlocks.
  5. I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst
  6. In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia.
  7. What is the Phobia for chainsaws called? Common sense
  8. I have a phobia of the square root of 2 It's just one of my irrational fears
  9. In Iran, everyone is so very afraid of spiders. But in iraq no phobia.
  10. I think I've developed a phobia of German sausages I keep on fearing the wurst
  11. What is the phobia of "getting married" called? Common sense.
  12. If 'trypanophobia' is the fear of needles, what is a phobia of chainsaws? "Common Sense"
  13. What do you call a phobia of machetes? Common sense
  14. I have a phobia of edges I'm going to start cutting corners to avoid them
  15. What did Spider-Man say when he was deployed to the Middle East? Iraq, no phobia

Phobia Of Bad Jokes

Here is a list of funny phobia of bad jokes and even better phobia of bad puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • did you hear about the mathematics w**... who was afraid of negative numbers? his phobia was so bad that he will stop at nothing to avoid them.
    dedicated to my special friend blader2601.
Phobia joke, did you hear about the mathematics w**... who was afraid of negative numbers?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about phobia can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of phobia puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Fun Phobia Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about phobia you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean afraid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make phobia prank.

I've been working on getting rid of my phobia of speed bumps.

I'm slowly getting over it.

In Iran, people are afraid of spiders...

But in Iraq, no phobia

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

We think you may have a phobia of marriage

Doctor: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?
Me: I can't say I do.
Doctor: That's one of the symptoms, yes.

I enjoy flying, but have a severe phobia of boarding queues

I spoke to the doctor, but they said it was a terminal illness

Do you have a phobia of intruders sneaking into your home?

You're not alone.

The guy I am dating has a phobia of people that randomly include clothes in sentences

But overall, this shouldn't be an issue

I told my doctors I have a phobia of calendars

He asked me why
I replied, "Because its days are numbered."

What do you call the fear of Vietnamese soup noodles?

pho-bia

Man bought a gun.

A few days later, the man goes to his therapist for a regular check-up.
Therapist: "why did you buy a gun? Do you feel unsafe in society or...?"
Man: "I got a gun because of my bird phobia"
Therapist: "I think you might be getting carried away"
Man: *firing into the ceiling* "Not without a fight!"

In Iran, everyone is terrified of spiders, but apparently..

In Iraq no phobia..

I have a great phobia

I have a great phobia of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.

There is one manor difference between Iraq and Iran

In Iran, everyone's afraid of spiders.
Iraq: no phobia.
Got this one from my dad, so I don't know if it's legible lol. I just thought I'd put it here.

I developed a phobia of German sausages

I fear the wurst

doctor help, I have an irrational fear of Vietnamese soup.

"OK, that's a Pho-bia."

Phobia joke, I think I've developed a phobia of German sausages

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The impact of these phobia jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.