Pho Restaurant Jokes

Funniest Pho Restaurant Short Jokes

Short pho restaurant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pho restaurant humour may include short seafood restaurant jokes also.

1. I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants. It's going to be called Friend or Pho.
2. Hey, what was the name of that new vietnamese restaurant? - Pho King. Good food.
   I know, but what was the place called?
3. How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
4. What Did the Giant Say to His Enemy When He Served Him Ramen at a Vietnamese Restaurant? Fee Fi Fo Fum, Faux Pho For Foe
5. Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant? It's called Pho-Q
6. Vietnamese waiters are rude I went to a busy Vietnamese noodle soup restaurant.
   The waiter asked me to join the line.
   I ask him "whaat... ?"
   He pointed to the line and told me "pho queue"
7. Two men decided to eat noodles for lunch... They went to a restaurant called "Pho King".
   Man 1: What do you think about the food?
   Man 2: Pho King delicious!
8. I ate at a Vietnamese restaurant but I used a fork. I guess you could say I made a pho-pas.
9. I'm going to open a French-Vietnamese restaurant serving fake noodles.... I'll call it Faux Pho.
10. What do u call a really long line at a Pho restaurant? A Pho queue.

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Pho Restaurant One Liners

Which pho restaurant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pho restaurant? I can suggest the ones about chinese restaurant and indian restaurant.

1. I'm gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes! It's called Twenty Pho Seven
2. What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue
3. Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant and call it Pho Schnitzel
4. I'm going to open a 24hr Pho restaurant. I'm going to call it Twenty Pho Seven.
5. Some rioters just destroyed a Vietnamese restaurant. Must've been anti-pho.
6. A pho restaurant that doesn't close is a twenty pho seven.
7. Viet namese restaurants It was so busy when I went for soup I had to stand in a pho queue
8. Did you hear about the new vietnamese restaurant? Pho King Delicious.
9. What was Holden Caulfield's least favourite Asian restaurant in the city? Big Pho, NY
10. The Vietnamese restaurant in my town closed yesterday... The sign out front said Pho Sale
11. Mr. T opened a Vietnamese restaurant. I pity the pho.
12. What is a programmer's favorite restaurant? A pho bar
13. Why are Vietnamese restaurants afraid of food critics? Pho-bias
14. Ice Cube Should Open a Vietnamese Restaurant called "pho the police!"
15. Pho! what time does the vietnamese restaurant open?

Pho Restaurant Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about pho restaurant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean restaurant menu jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pho restaurant pranks.