pho Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious pho puns

I'm gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes!

It's called Twenty Pho Seven

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I saw my buddy dressed as a bowl of soup...

I didn't know if he was friend or pho.

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Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup

Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst

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I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants.

It's going to be called Friend or Pho.

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My Vietnamese neighbor brought me some pho

A Vietnamese woman recently moved in next door. I guess she wanted to make friends so she brought me a bowl of pho. She didn't say anything and smiled, so I assumed she didn't speak English.

That night, I devoured the Vietnamese delicacy but quickly realized it gave me a cold, as I was coughing my heart out.

The next day, she comes back to collect the bowl. She says English, Bowl please. I thought this was broken English so I tried to speak back and tell her how I caught a cold from the pho. I said pho cough . I wonder why she hates me so much.

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Opening a new Pho restaurant that never closes

Going to call it Twenty Pho Seven.

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What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London?

A great big pho queue.

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What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue

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So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was.

For some reason, he was offended when I said "Pho Queue."

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I'm going to open a 24hr Pho restaurant.

I'm going to call it Twenty Pho Seven.

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I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck...

When this guy pushes in front to place his order.

I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."

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What Did the Giant Say to His Enemy When He Served Him Ramen at a Vietnamese Restaurant?

Fee Fi Fo Fum, Faux Pho For Foe

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A pho restaurant that doesn't close is a twenty pho seven.

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Why do Russians like pho so much?

It's So-Viet.

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If you want some Vietnamese soup but there is a really long line

It's basically a big pho queue

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Having to wait in line for Vietnamese soup...

...it's a long Pho Queue.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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Deep in the jungles of Vietnam...

...you don't know what's friend and what's pho

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The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it.

It's a big pho queue.

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[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What do you call Vietnamese BBQ?

Pho Q

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Did you hear about the new vietnamese restaurant?

Pho King Delicious.

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"What line should we wait in for food?"

"Pho queue"

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What was Holden Caulfield's least favourite Asian restaurant in the city?

Big Pho, NY

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What do British people call a line of customers waiting for Pho?

Pho queue

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What do you call a picture of Vietnamese soup?

Pho art

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A Vietnamese knight encounters a stray dog...

He grips his blade and calls out, "friend or pho?"

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Mr. T set to open a new Vietnamese noodle shop...

To be called "I pity the Pho"

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Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

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Vietnamese waiters are rude

I went to a busy Vietnamese noodle soup restaurant.

The waiter asked me to join the line.

I ask him "whaat... ?"

He pointed to the line and told me "pho queue"

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What do you call the line at a Vietnamese food truck?

The Pho Queue

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I was conquered by the Vietnamese a few days ago.

It was my greatest pho.

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What does a person with broken English, who fixes himself Vietnamese beef noodle soup when he is sick, say?

Pho cure self.

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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Did you pick up a disease at the Vietnamese place?

Because Pho Cough.

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What are the most funny Pho jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Pho? Well, here are the best Pho dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Pho pick up lines to share with friends.

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