Philly Jokes
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What does a b**... from Philly drink?
Wooder.
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Tough Kid
An 8 year-old kid is sitting on a swing, eating jelly beans, in a playground in South Philly. This man walks by and says, "Hey kid, you shouldn't eat candy. It's not good for you."
Kid looks up and says, "You know my grandfather lived to be 95?"
"Yeah, and? He ate a lot of candy?"
Kid smiles and says, "No. But he knew how to mind his own f**...' business."
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If you're just looking for s**..., find yourself a girl from Philly that likes football.
They're used to playing the game and never getting a ring.
What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?
a girl from Jersey.
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