Phillips Jokes
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Poor Prince Phillip...
99 years old, he just missed out on getting a letter from his wife.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope
What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?
Phillipe Floppe
Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
My friend Phillip got his lip removed yesterday..
we call him Phil now
If you find 400 pounds on the street in England, you're a lucky man...
If you find 400 pounds on the street in America, you've met Phillip.
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A happily married couple
There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?"My name is Elizabeth, but my friends call me Liz," the woman replied.The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, "What is your name?""My name's Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth."
DmX meets Prince Phillip at the pearly gates
DMX meets Prince Phillip at the Pearly Gates after DMX dies at 50 years old.
Prince Phillip scoffs at him. "50?!".
DMX says "Nah man, you got me confused with that other rapper."
What happens if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip?
You die in a car accident in Paris.
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