Phillip Jokes

Funniest Phillip Short Jokes

Short phillip jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The phillip humour may include short royal jokes also.

1. Poor Prince Phillip... 99 years old, he just missed out on getting a letter from his wife.
2. What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals? Phillipe Floppe
   Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
   
3. If you find 400 pounds on the street in England, you're a lucky man... If you find 400 pounds on the street in America, you've met Phillip.
4. What happens if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip? You die in a car accident in Paris.
5. Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that "PHILLIPS 14 INCH" was actually a T.V
6. You have to give Prince Phillip credit for his driving record.... He hasn't been involved in any other accidents since 1997.
7. I replaced all the lightbulbs at my friend's place with Phillips' smart range of lightbulbs and now occasionally mess with him by remotely turning them on and off. Huehuehue.
8. Of all the names Kevin Bacon could pick for his son the one he couldn't would be Christopher Phillip
9. I invited this woman back to my place. She says, "Do you have cable?" I said, "I'm sure the rope will be plenty strong enough to hold you..."
10. [Pickup Line] Are you a phillips or flathead? OP: Uh, I don't know, why?
    YOU: I'm just trying to figure out how to screw you.

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Phillip One Liners

Which phillip one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with phillip? I can suggest the ones about queen and peter.

1. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope
2. My friend Phillip got his lip removed yesterday.. we call him Phil now
3. Where did the idea of the screwdriver originate from? Phillip's Head.
4. Prince Phillip Has Died... So now the Queen and Keith Richards move on to the Finals
5. If anyone sees Phillip... ...tell him I have his screwdriver.
6. I believe in stereotypes. Phillips, Sony, Samsung, the list goes on and on!
7. What do you call Phillip, the insightful cop? Phil, Officer.
8. Anyone seen "Captain Phillips"? If not, I have a pirated copy you can borrow.
9. Who is Terrance & Phillip's favorite blues musician? Buddy Guy
10. Why did Phillip cross the road? To fill-up the other side
11. I Had To Seymour-Hoffman At The Gas Station You know, Phillip?
12. I was so tired during Hunger Games, I was nodding as much as Phillip Seymour Hoffman
13. How many Australians have been killed by Ebola? Just one,
    Phillip Hughes
14. What is the best name for an acrobat? Phillip
15. Why did Phillip Hoffman commit s**...? Because he couldn't Seymour of his life.

Comical & Quirky Phillip Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about phillip you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cobra jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make phillip pranks.