Phillip Jokes

Funniest Phillip Short Jokes

Short phillip jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The phillip humour may include short royal jokes also.

1. Poor Prince Phillip... 99 years old, he just missed out on getting a letter from his wife.
2. What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals? Phillipe Floppe
   Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
   
3. If you find 400 pounds on the street in England, you're a lucky man... If you find 400 pounds on the street in America, you've met Phillip.
4. What happens if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip? You die in a car accident in Paris.
5. Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that "PHILLIPS 14 INCH" was actually a T.V
6. The British are very strange people. They call pants 'trousers', shopping carts 'trolleys' and 6.7 raccoons in a human suit 'Prince Phillip'.
7. A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing.
   -Credit to Emo Phillips
8. A king has two full glasses of water and one empty glass. What is his name? King Phillip the Third.
9. You have to give Prince Phillip credit for his driving record.... He hasn't been involved in any other accidents since 1997.
10. I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks.

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Phillip One Liners

Which phillip one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with phillip? I can suggest the ones about queen and peter.

1. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope
2. My friend Phillip got his lip removed yesterday.. we call him Phil now
3. Where did the idea of the screwdriver originate from? Phillip's Head.
4. Prince Phillip Has Died... So now the Queen and Keith Richards move on to the Finals
5. If anyone sees Phillip... ...tell him I have his screwdriver.
6. I believe in stereotypes. Phillips, Sony, Samsung, the list goes on and on!
7. To be fair to Prince Phillip... He hasn't been involved in a car accident since 1997
8. What do you call Phillip, the insightful cop? Phil, Officer.
9. Anyone seen "Captain Phillips"? If not, I have a pirated copy you can borrow.
10. Who is Terrance & Phillip's favorite blues musician? Buddy Guy
11. Soo our friend Phillip got his lip amputated... ....we call him Phil now.
12. Why did Phillip cross the road? To fill-up the other side
13. I Had To Seymour-Hoffman At The Gas Station You know, Phillip?
14. Hear about the gay Irishmen? Phillip Dune and James Mcavity
15. I was so tired during Hunger Games, I was nodding as much as Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Comical & Quirky Phillip Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about phillip you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cobra jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make phillip pranks.