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I found a wallet on the sidewalk today. I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel?
And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
(Emo Philips)
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This economy is getting so bad, I had to pose n**... for a magazine
I'm never going back to *that* newsstand!
-Emo Philips
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"Sometimes I miss NYC so much. ..
... I'll fill my humidifier with u**...." - Emo Philips
The Good Old Days
> You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
- Emo Philips
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Head Teacher: I'm going to have to expel you.
Pupil: You'd have to eat me first, w**....
(Shout out to Emo Philips)
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