philippe Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious philippe puns

Did you know that sandals were invented by a Frenchman?

His name was Philippe Filoppe.

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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philop.

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Frenchman in sandals

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe flop

I'll let myself out

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So the Dutch are pissed...

The king of the Netherlands is fed up that Belgians make jokes about how stingy the Dutch are. He wants to see King Philippe, of Belgium, but then realises he still has two down payments on that stupid Sahara bridge, so he would rather not spend money on the bus fare and decides to stay home.

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Philippe Petit walked between the twin towers in 1974, big deal, I can do that today with no training.

Just made that up, I hope it's not too soon.

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Did you hear about the French politician who always changes his stance on issues?

His name is Philippe Philoppe

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Did you hear about the French politician who always chances stances on issues?

His name is Philippe Philoppe

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

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What are the most funny Philippe jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Philippe? Well, here are the best Philippe dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Philippe pick up lines to share with friends.

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