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Short, but good nonetheless
A midget philanthropist
Satan challenges God to a basketball game, so God puts together a choice team from heaven and goes down to h**....
When they come back to heaven, it's with shocking news: they lost the game 52 to 140!
The v**... Mary is stunned, "How could you possibly lose the game with a team like yours?! Didn't you have the best saints, the most generous souls, the philanthropists and Jesus himself??"
"Yes," fumes God, "it turns out they're all terrible at receiving."
Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?
Because he wanted to make a difference.
My first original, time for open mic!
Anonymous philanthropist donates..
..59 human kidneys to local hospital!
Ted Kaczynski was a philanthropist.
He launched a letter-writing campaign to support Borders Without Doctors.
I'd give anything to be a philanthropist.
That is all.
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