Phenomenon Jokes

29 phenomenon jokes and hilarious phenomenon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about phenomenon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Phenomenon Short Jokes

Short phenomenon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The phenomenon humour may include short phenomenal jokes also.

  1. Miley Cyrus is a strictly american phenomenon... most everywhere else in the world, she'd be Kilometery Cyrus
  2. NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called "Night".
  3. I learned about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon last week and now it seems like everyone's talking about it.
  4. An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pi·z·z·a
  5. There's this weird phenomenon when it comes to jokes about Communism... They're not funny unless everyone gets them.
  6. I just learned about Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon... ...and now I'm seeing it mentioned everywhere.
  7. I had never heard of the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon before about a week ago But now I'm seeing it everywhere.
  8. What do you call the phenomenon where women who think they are pregnant turn out to be wrong? Common misconception
  9. What is the name of the phenomenon where the Sun is between the Earth and the Moon? Apocalypse
  10. What is the name of that phenomenon where you don't find something in it's normal spot, which causes you to search everywhere in hopes of finding it again? I seem to have forgotten.

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Phenomenon One Liners

Which phenomenon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with phenomenon? I can suggest the ones about sensation and mechanism.

  1. Which mathematical phenomenon only uses imaginary numbers? The Fib-Bonacci Sequence.
  2. Did you hear the one about the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon? Probably.
  3. What do you call a weather phenomenon with an attitude? Da rude sandstorm.
  4. My favourite weather phenomenon was in 1929 When it started raining investors.
  5. So I've been hearing a lot about this Baader-Meinhof phenomenon recently
  6. If Stockholm Syndrome were a phenomenon... Then why haven't more children left?
  7. What's the most terrifying phrase to a hipster? Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.
  8. If s**... is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

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Hilarious Phenomenon Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about phenomenon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tendency jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make phenomenon pranks.

A young first officer asks his Captain

A young first officer asks his Captain,
"Sir, why does not my ability evolve. I don't seem to be getting better at flying?"
And the Captain patiently answers: "Son, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seem like flames?"
"Yes, my sir, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones but without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, sir, I have already witnessed it."
"Then the moon .. when it touches the calm water reflecting all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, sir, I have also observed this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all these s**... things instead of focusing on flying the aircraft."

I heard that if you drink beer and smoke w**... that you'll gain an extra 50 IQ points...

They call this phenomenon "Budweiser"

Nihilistic Kindergartners

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet. Noted for its brute realism, the book's message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called Kierkegaardeners , whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.

My friends belittled me when I said that I'd made Apple's next big phenomenon.

They told me to get off my iHorse.

Scientists recently discovered an interesting phenomenon: in a certain area, donkey farts are responsible for causing tremors that can crack pavement and concrete.

You know...Assfault.

A new study discovered

Scientists have discovered a new phenomenon while studying one side of a road on which a bull was staying on
They call this phenomenon: Curb-On-The-Ox-Side

My grandpa told me to pull the plug for him...

He said that devices such as T.V's use electricity whilst plugged in even when they are turned off, a phenomenon called Phantom Load .

Phenomenon joke, My grandpa told me to pull the plug for him...