Phenomenal Jokes
14 phenomenal jokes and hilarious phenomenal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about phenomenal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Phenomenal Short Jokes
Short phenomenal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The phenomenal humour may include short remarkable jokes also.
- Australia is doing phenomenally on the Olympic medal tally considering our population #1. USA: 318.9 million
#2. China: 1.357 billion
#3. Japan: 173.3 million
#4. Australia: 48 as of last census - One mans trash, is another mans treasure. Phenomenal, well thought out phrase, but horrible way to find out you're adopted.
- I sat next to the Duchess at tea... It was just as I thought it would be:
Her rumblings abdominal
Were simply phenomenal
And everyone thought it was me. - My love life makes a phenomenal car dealership promo 48 months no interest, no money down!
- Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake A Star Is Björn
- I was going to grease my mechanic's hand with a $20 bill for the phenomenal job he did but … he already overcharged me by $200.
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Phenomenal One Liners
Which phenomenal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with phenomenal? I can suggest the ones about incredible and tremendous.
- I am phenomenally bad at making predictions. I'll explain in the description:
- The main character of Megalo Box is a phenomenal boxer. He's no average Joe.
- I wonder if Sherlock Holmes is good at his taxes? His deductions are phenomenal.
Heartwarming Phenomenal Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about phenomenal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean amazing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make phenomenal pranks.
Why is everyone criticising EA?
I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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Two women are talking and the conversation veers towards work...
One of them says to the other:
"Work is great! The jobs are challenging, my coworkers are supportive and the pay is phenomenal. But there is one problem. The mail boy is constantly flirting with me and its borderline harrasment now."
"Well, what did he say?"
"Its just the one thing, everytime he passes by me he compliments me on how wonderful my hair smells."
"That doesnt sound too bad."
"Yeah, but hes a dwarf!"
In a circus full of people the entertainer walks onto the stage
"Ladies and gentlemen! Up next is our brand new act. Welcome to the stage - the boy with a phenomenal memory".
Following the entertainers introduction, a boy comes out from behind the stage, starting to unzip his pants.
"Now the said boy is going to urinate on everyone in the front row!", - announced the entertainer.
People in the front are confused and terrified, they start to hussle, trying to leave their seats, when the entertainer exclaims:
"There's no use in running, ladies and gentlemen! The boy has a phenomenal memory!"
My friend just sent me a phenomenal joke and I'm mad at her for being funnier than I am. Suffer with me.
Two guys are walking through the debris of a terrible accident. There are decaying bodies all around. The air is heavy and foreboding. The stench is putrid.
One of them starts having a coughing fit because the smell is so overwhelming. The other guy goes, hey are you alright? What's with all the coughing? Do you need your inhaler?
The coughing guy goes it's miasma....
Boy with Phenomenal Memory
A host enters the circus and announces:
"Now a boy with a phenomenal memory will enter the arena."
A boy enters the stage, drinks a bucket of water and leaves.
The audience begins to scream and express their displeasure.
Then again the host comes out and says: "And now a boy with a phenomenal memory will p**... on everyone who sits in the second row."
Everyone sitting in the second row jump up and start to run away.
Host: "Hiding is useless! The boy has a PHENOMENAL MEMORY!"
Why is everyone criticising Aji Pai?
I've only ever known Aji Pai as an American attorney as the Chairman of United States FCC who makes the best decisions. Aji Pai has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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During winter break, I visited Paris...
My mother, a fan of operas, brought me to experience one. The performance was phenomenal. Audience members were crying. I'll admit I shed a tear, but when I left the opera house, I found more people crying too! At first, I thought the music could be heard from outside, but it turns out, it was just the tear gas down the street.
