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So a Biologist, Physicist, and Mathematician are asked to observe a phenomena.

A Biologist, Physicist, and Mathematician are asked to observe a phenomena. The sit down in front of a door, they inspect the room on the other side and conclude that there is no exit other than the entrance. They then watch as one person enters the room, and then later, two persons exit.

The Biologist, puzzled at first, concludes that the only rational conclusion is the person reproduced.

The Physicist, first assuming there was no error in observation, states that there must be some new physics inside the room.

The Mathematician in deep thought says, "I don't know, but if we have another person enter the room, it should be empty!"


Have you ever seen a ghost?

An expert in psychic phenomena is giving a conference to a group in Dublin. The speaker asks, "If I may be so bold, has anyone here ever seen a ghost?"

Some people raise their hands. "Good" he says. "Now, has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Again, a few people raise their hands. "Excellent. I see we have an experienced group! But... Has anyone here ever had sex with a ghost?"

One little man at the back raises his hand. Intrigued, the speaker says, "Good grief! Do you mean to say you've actually had sex with a ghost?"

"Oh, a ghost?" says the man, "I thought you said a GOAT."


Graduation unlike before

2 Asian kids graduated from High School. The school had never witnessed this phenomena, but both of them were #1 in their class. Long story short the parents couldn't be was a Nguyen, Nguyen for them.


What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

"It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"


What do you get when there is an inconsiderate weather phenomena at an EDM concert in Dubai?

Darude Sandstorm.


Ever hear about the Baader Meinhof phenomena?

If not, you will soon!


I am phenomenally bad at making predictions. I'll explain in the description:


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