Phase Jokes
68 phase jokes and hilarious phase puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about phase that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud at jokes about the different phases in life! From moon phases to the dreaded emo phase and all the phases in between, this article offers tons of lighthearted jokes to help you pass the time. Plus, learn fun facts about phase changes, phase diagrams, and more. Don't be left behind, get in on the phase jokes today!
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Funniest Phase Short Jokes
Short phase jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The phase humour may include short stage jokes also.
- As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase
- I hear they are putting Donald Trump on the penny. It's to help motivate us to phase them out over the next four years.
- My nephew is in the 'why' phase of his life as a 6 year old... and I told him 'Because it feels nice and you're an unreliable witness!'
- My teenage son is obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. But I'm sure it's just a phase.
- I used to not like dumplings, but then I realized I was just going through a wonton phase.
- An ultra low frequency sine wave walk into a bar. The bartender says, Why the long phase?
- An ice cube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. Bunsen... My flame...I melt whenever I see you," confessed the ice cube.
* Chill, it's just a phase you're going through. * - A radio wave walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman says, "here you go, but why the long phase?"
- All children go through a phase of saying "no" to everything. For german children it's the age of "nein".
- The first few times you get hit by AC, it really hertz But after that, it'll barely phase you.
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Phase One Liners
Which phase one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with phase? I can suggest the ones about period and cycle.
- My son identifies as a crescent moon. I'm worried, but my wife says it's just a phase.
- I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD.
- My government recently announced they're phasing out Roman numerals... Not on my watch.
- Why is the moon so grumpy? It's just going through one of its phases.
- Mom says it's just a phase.. ..but I really want to become an electrician.
- The moon looks pretty upset tonight. Must be going through a phase.
- I'm currently obsessed with the Moon Although I think it's just a phase
- I used to be a science major in college I was going through an experimental phase
- Why do Werewolves howl at the full moon? It's right after a waxing phase.
- Why was the Moon in a bad mood? It was just going through one of its phases.
- Stumbled into a 80s gay bar I was stuck between a rock hard place and a hard rock phase
- Why do werewolves only transform at full moon? Because it is just a phase after all.
- what's it called when you remember your emo phase and cringe? PTxD
- What name did Jesus go by during his cross dressing phase? Auntie-Christ
- What did the teenage Gibbous moon say to its mother? "It's not just a phase, MOM!"
Moon Phase Jokes
Here is a list of funny moon phase jokes and even better moon phase puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A New Moon is a Teenager Just going through an emo phase
- An astronomy joke, kind of... Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?
Because it's just after the waxing phase! - Should I get get worried when the moon goes dark? Nah, it's just a phase.
Rib-Tickling Phase Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about phase you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean season jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make phase pranks.
I went through a Skrillex phase
I had to stop though. It got expensive dropping everything all the time!
Narcolepsy
A man with narcolepsy visits his doctor and asks for help.
"Well I have a drug that can help keep you awake, or I've just heard of a new treatment which can fully cure you! However, it's still in the testing phase and could possibly kill you. You need to decide which treatment you'll have."
After a short time considering, the man is still unsure.
"Is it okay if i come back tomorrow? I'll have to sleep on it doc."
My friend with cerebral palsy joked that if he took enough quaaludes - he would discover a whole new phase of intoxication: The Stephen Hawking Phase
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My girlfriend dumped me for sleeping around.
She said her narcoleptic f**... was just a phase.
What did the glass of water say to his son who is obsessed with becoming ice?
It's just a phase.
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what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look s**...
M'aturity
An electrician's son removed one wire from each of his father's power plugs.
His father asks him furiously: Why did you do that? What's wrong with you?
Son: Nothing, dad. It's just a phase.
Father: You're grounded.
What did the person that doesn't believe in Plasma say to his father?
"It's not a phase, dad!"
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h**... is in his Bunker
One day, h**... is in his bunker planning his strategy for the next phase of the war when there is a knock at the door. He says "enter" and Goebbels walks in.
"What is it Goebbels? Can't you see I'm busy?!" asks h**..., clearly irritated.
"Mein Fuhrer," says Goebbels, "I have news. The Italians joined the war today."
"No problem," replies h**..., "send a division against them."
"Mein Fuhrer, they are on our side."
"Ah," says h**..., "then send two divisions."
Every once in a while, I want to tell a joke about waves.
It's just a phase in my life.
I used to be interested in mains electricity when I was a kid...
... then, the interest would go away again.
Turns out, it was just a phase.
I'm going through a timing phase
I have no idea how long it'll last
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My brother's come out as gay!
I'm pretty sure it's a phase, he's just not thinking straight.
I'm sure he was trying to leave a good impression
But I told him "battery will get you nowhere."
Didn't seem to phase him though, he just pushed on.
My dog hates the 4th of July
Not because of the fireworks or anything, he's just going through a communist phase right now
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The Moon came out as gay.
It's just a phase.
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This Thanksgiving's super moon is a b**... Moon ...
After it's waxing phase it will be a Brazilian Moon .
My Mom's always going through phases, and it would have been great if she was an anti-vaxxer while I was growing up.
I could have died a grueling death at the age of six. Valhalla.
Neil Degrasse is so in phase with planet earth, when he walks in a field...
The grass kneel
I'm trying to get my mom to understand my interest in plasma
But she keeps telling me that it's just a phase
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There are 3 phases of s**... in a marriage.
1. First 5 years - House s**... (Anytime / Anywhere)
2. 5 to 15 years - Bedroom s**... (only in the bedroom)
3. 15 years plus - Hallway s**... (You walk past your partner in the hallway and say 'Fuck you')
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A doctor is reading out tests results to an elderly patient.
- Sir, the two test results are in and I'm afraid I have bad news. First of all, you have phase 8 terminal metastasized cancer.
- Oh no.. d**..., this is not good.. what else?
- You also have quite a severe case of Alzheimer.
- oh thank god for that! I thought you were going to tell me I had cancer.
My sister when through a phase where she spontaneously split down the middle making two identical copies. Now they are...
My one Sis and Mitosis.
Mid life career change
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So what do you do?" the bartender chats him up. "Well I used to work in food service, but I just got a new job in IT," the guy says. "How was it changing careers?" the bartender asks. "Well, you know, a job is a job. I guess the biggest difference is that the phase 'My server went down on me,' is no longer a good thing," the guy replies.
A guy goes to a psychiatrist to see about his strange dreaming...
"doctor I'm dreaming everynight about a soccer tournament for ants. It's on everynight. They went though a group stage, a knockout phase and its the only thing I'm dreaming about the last week, it's driving me nuts."
so the doctor says: "well, that's easy, just take this medicine before going to bed tonight and the dreams will be gone".
to which the guy replies: "no no no doctor, not tonight because it's the FINALS".
Newlyweds and their problems
A young couple got married and the wife couldn't cook. But they were still in the honeymoon phase, so the first night after they got home, the husband comes home from work and the wife says "I'm sorry I burned dinner." So the husband says "That's all right honey let's just make love."
The second night, he comes home from work and she says "I'm sorry honey, I messed up dinner." He says "That's all right honey, let's just go to bed wink wink."
The third night he comes home and she's sitting on the radiator. He asks what she's doing? and she answers "Warming up supper."
