Pharmacy Drug Jokes
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What do you call an idiot who steals prescription drugs from pharmacies?
An oxy-m**...
An odd look...
Came to the counter of the pharmacy with a box if condoms... Person ringing me up gave me a quick odd look.... I caught it and said "oh, it's not what you think... I'm a drug mule"
I just got fired from my new job at the pharmacy.
Apparently "drug free workplace" and "free drug workplace" are not the same thing at all.
I like to tell people my wife was top of her class until she learned about drugs in college.
She got her degree in pharmacy and was in the top 5 in her graduating class.
What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?
They are both over the counter strike
Boy and Girl decide they are going to do it.
Boy unsure of what he needs to be safe, goes to the corner drug store and asks the pharmacies what the best condoms for safe s**... would be are. The Pharmacist shows him several brands.
Later that night the boy goes for dinner with the girl's family. When they sit down to eat the boy offers to say grace. After his 10-minute prayer the girl whispers, I did not know you was this religious. The boy whispers back, I did not know your dad was a pharmacist.
Cigarettes in the rain
Two old ladies were sitting out in front of a nursing home smoking, when all of the sudden it began to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a c**..., cut the tip off and slid it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
*Lady 2*: "What in the world is that?"
*Lady 1*: "A c**...."
*Lady 2*: "Where can I get one??"
*Lady 1*: "At the pharmacy!"
So the other old lady walks to the drug store, straight to the pharmacist.
*Lady*: "I'd like to buy some condoms please!"
*Pharmacist*: "There are many kinds, do you need anything in particular?"
*Lady*: "I don't care, as long as they'll fit on a Camel!"
Young man and the Pharmacy
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."
"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
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