Pharmaceutical Jokes
14 pharmaceutical jokes and hilarious pharmaceutical puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pharmaceutical that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pharmaceutical Short Jokes
Short pharmaceutical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pharmaceutical humour may include short pharmacy jokes also.
- Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest? Because it would be economically unsound to attempt to establish a pharmaceutical distribution network in such a sparsely populated area
- In Soviet Russia, the government regulates the pharmaceutical industry. In America, the pharmaceutical industry regulates the government.
- Our Pharmaceutical company's records show that people prefer Pill A and Pill B... But I think Pill O is being slept on.
- Yale is rescinding Bill Cosby's honorary degree. He still has his Doctorate of Applied Pharmaceuticals to fall back on.
- Why should you never keep pharmaceuticals under the roof? To avoid it becoming a drug attic.
- I like my women like I like my job Sometimes I have trouble holding it down, and it involves a lot of medication.
Btw: I work in the pharmaceutical industry - Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs? They're able to make a fun-gal cream.
- Let's start using better, more friendly terms for 'Crackhead', 'Methhead', or the classic: "Wow that guy has done way too many drugs." I prefer 'Pharmaceutically Gifted'
- What do you call someone who likes pharmaceutical narcotics, but likes to stay healthy? An oxymoron.
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Pharmaceutical One Liners
Which pharmaceutical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pharmaceutical? I can suggest the ones about medication and medical.
- What's France's favourite pharmaceutical? Parisetamol.
- A cop, a doctor, and a pharmaceutical assistant walk out of a hospital They get shot.
- What does a major pharmaceutical company and a priest have in common? You get to s**....
Comical Pharmaceutical Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about pharmaceutical you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean psychiatric jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pharmaceutical pranks.
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An anti-vaxxer got a call from the Doctor.
The doctor said "Your test results are in and I'm afraid it's not good news."
"Nonsense," replied the anti-vaxxer. "I don't trust your pharmaceutical industry. My entire life I relied on homeopathic remedies instead of medication, and the only diagnosis I accept is based on my horoscope."
"Fair enough, in that case tell me your star -sign." said the doctor.
The anti-vaxxer replied "My star sign is Cancer."
The doctor said "Well what a d**... coincidence..."
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I work at a pharmaceutical research lab, and we managed to kill a rat with m**... today.
To be fair, it took around 20 lbs of it and we had to drop it on him a few times.
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A couple of German jokes...
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of
strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies:
'Yes, she has become a p**... to subsidise her drug habit.'
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
Prescription drug recall
The pharmaceutical company AvKare has issued a recall for two of their drugs which were accidentally switched. An antidepressant and a drug to treat erectile dysfunction.
This explains why my grandfather has been so moody yet my grandmother has been so happy!
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Many veterans experience PTSD from the loud bangs of fireworks around holidays like 4th of July and New Years. My advice to them is to use noise-cancelling headphones, Netflix, and pharmaceutical-grade w**....
Just like the children of Kabul.
