Pharaoh Jokes
76 pharaoh jokes and hilarious pharaoh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pharaoh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pharaoh Short Jokes
Short pharaoh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pharaoh humour may include short egyptian god jokes also.
- All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
- Archaeologists found a mummy adorned with ancient nut and wrapped in gold foil. They believe it may be the legendary Pharaoh Rocher.
- What do you call a Pharaoh who has road rage? Tootin' car man. (My friend swears she made up this joke so I'm pretty sure this is actual OC)
- An old Egyptian pharaoh drowned himself when he learned the new, younger pharaoh was taking over... He was in denial.
- A New tomb has been unearthed in Eqypt Archeologists found a mummy wrapped in gold foil and knew they had found the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher
- Urgent news: A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archologist believe it maybe Pharaoh Roche...
- Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party? The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"
- King Pharaoh: I have a great business opportunity for you... Israelites: Umm, is this not a pyramid scheme?
- I'm surprised there are not a lot of Jewish tennis players. After all, Moses served in Pharaoh's court.
- I once played chess with an Egyptian King... ...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
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Pharaoh One Liners
Which pharaoh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pharaoh? I can suggest the ones about ancient egypt and egyptian pyramids.
- Who was the Pharaoh's favourite chef? Gordon Ramesses
- What do you call a mummy dipped in chocolate? Pharaoh Roche
- What do you call an Egyptian Pharaoh who rarely farts? Toot-uncommon!
- How did the pharaoh get so rich? He was running a huge pyramid scheme!
- How do mummies attract mates? Pharaoh-mones!
- Why did the pharaoh visit his parent's tomb? He missed his mummy.
- Why did the Pharaoh drown? He couldn't swim but he was in denial.
- Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad? His Mummy.
I'm sorry. - Who does a dead pharaoh talk to? His mummy.
- What vehicle do you give a Pharaoh as a gift? A new bus.
- What operating system did the ancient Egyptian Pharaohs use? Ubuntutankhamun
- What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!
- What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land? "Aw *hail* naw!"
- Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself? Because he Sphinx he's the best.
- Why did the pharaoh retire? Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme
Egyptian Pharaoh Jokes
Here is a list of funny egyptian pharaoh jokes and even better egyptian pharaoh puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When the Chinese-Egyptian guy at work brings in cake: "For he's a jolly good Pharaoh..."
- How many Egyptians can you fit in a pyramid? A pharaoh mount.
- Why did the Egyptian priests think the new Pharaoh was going to die young? Because he was a too-tan commoner.
- How did Egyptian kings communicate with their wives? They used their Pharaoh-moans.
- Ever heard of that Egyptian pop artist? I think his name was Pharaoh Williams
Hilarious Pharaoh Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about pharaoh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ancient egyptian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pharaoh pranks.
Why did Mrs. Tut fall in love with King Tut?
Because of his Pharaoh moans.
Who was the fattest Pharaoh of ancient Egypt?
Hippo-Ptolemy
What did the Pharaoh say when he walked into the Pyramid?
'ouch.'
Did you hear about the Pharaoh getting kicked out of the Grammy's?
I guess that's what happens when you toot on Common.
The oldest joke in the world: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Have you guys heard about the Pharaoh who thought he was the son of god?
He is in the Nile
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Splitting the Red Sea
Moses was leading the Jews while being chased by the Pharaoh and his men. In a moment of foolishness, he walked right up to the Red Sea. They were trapped.
"God d**...," said Moses.
So God did.
Archeologists digging in a site in Egypt found a mummy buried with a large amount of chocolate and nuts.
Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche.
Did you hear about the Pharaoh who refused to believe that his boat was sinking?
He was in denial
What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?
At some point they turned into Mummys
A mummy calls a restauraunt.
- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
- Could you spell it out, please?
- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.
So this Pharaoh was making a dinner reservation...
Tutankhamen- I'd like to make a reservation for dinner, it's a special occasion. Name, Tutankhamen.
Restaurant Host- Oh, nice, who will you be dining with?
Tutankhamen- Oh my wife, also my sister and step-mother.
Restaurant Host- Ok, I'll put you in for a table for four, near the grotto.
Tutankhamen- Four? I'm just bringing Ankhesenamun.
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Pharaoh Akhenaten and his wife both liked to f**....
They had Tutankhamun.
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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?
Because he t**... Uncommon.
Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
A man in ancient Egypt commits a crime. The Pharaoh says "The penalty for your crime is death." "How would like to die?"
"Death by old age"
Who was the most opinionated, arrogant, offputting pharaoh ever to rule Egypt?
Imhotep
What's the difference between the Pharaoh of Egypt and a cowboy?
A cowboy always pays his dues.
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How does a mummy attract a mate?
Pharaoh moans.
A new discovery is made pertaining to the ethnicity of Ancient Egyptian Kings
Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.
Why did Napoleon get along so well with the Pharaoh?
They had Tutankhamen.
What did Moses say when Pharaoh put locks on all the bathrooms?
Let my people go
I payed someone to mummify me when I die, like a Pharaoh
Unfortunately I feel like it might be a pyramid scheme
How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?
What famous model controlled water in ancient Egypt palaces?
Pharaoh Faucet
Ancient Egyptians who worked to preserve the Pharaoh for the afterlife are known for having being very good businessmen. In fact, they even invented what we know today as the "return policy."
It was know back then as the "mummy back guarantee..."
I got an email from from someone claiming to be a Pharaoh prince asking for money. Pretty sure I got...
Egypt
Why do cats like Pharaohs?
Because Pharaoh moans.
What do you call it when a pharaoh farts just like his dad?
King Toot in common
An Egyptian pharaoh hired me to lay flooring at a tomb he was building. He said it wouldn't pay well at first but as I worked my way to the top I would reap the benefits. it wasn't quite a pyramid scheme
But it was multi level carpeting.
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There used to be a pharaoh who wouldn't let people into his throne room until they f**...
His name was toot and come in
