Pharao Jokes
13 pharao jokes and hilarious pharao puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pharao that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pharao Short Jokes
Short pharao jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pharao humour may include short restaurant jokes also.
- Who is the richest person in the Bible? The Pharao's daughter.
She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
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Pharao One Liners
Which pharao one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pharao? I can suggest the ones about pyramid and reservation.
- What was the name of the pharao that s**... everything up? Ineptitut.
Comical Pharao Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about pharao you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean occasion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pharao pranks.
How did the pharaoh get so rich?
He was running a huge pyramid scheme!
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There used to be a pharaoh who wouldn't let people into his throne room until they f**...
His name was toot and come in
Why did the pharaoh visit his parent's tomb?
He missed his mummy.
Why did the Pharaoh drown?
He couldn't swim but he was in denial.
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?
His Mummy.
I'm sorry.
So this Pharaoh was making a dinner reservation...
Tutankhamen- I'd like to make a reservation for dinner, it's a special occasion. Name, Tutankhamen.
Restaurant Host- Oh, nice, who will you be dining with?
Tutankhamen- Oh my wife, also my sister and step-mother.
Restaurant Host- Ok, I'll put you in for a table for four, near the grotto.
Tutankhamen- Four? I'm just bringing Ankhesenamun.
What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land?
"Aw *hail* naw!"
Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Why did the pharaoh retire?
Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme
What did the Pharaoh say when he walked into the Pyramid?
'ouch.'
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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?
Because he t**... Uncommon.
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Pharaoh Akhenaten and his wife both liked to f**....
They had Tutankhamun.
