Pharao Jokes
13 pharao jokes and hilarious pharao puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pharao that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pharao Short Jokes
Short pharao jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pharao humour may include short restaurant jokes also.
- Who is the richest person in the Bible? The Pharao's daughter.
She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
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Pharao One Liners
Which pharao one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pharao? I can suggest the ones about pyramid and reservation.
- What was the name of the pharao that s**... everything up? Ineptitut.
Comical Pharao Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about pharao you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean occasion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pharao pranks.
Two pharaohs f**... at the same time.
They had a toot in common.
A pharaoh makes a reservation in a restaurant:
"Can I reserve a table for two?"
"Sure just give me a name."
"Semerkhet."
"Would you spell it for me?"
"Bird, double triangle, wavy line, another bird, dog head, sun, scarab..."
How did pharaohs get all the money for their fancy tombs?
Through pyramid schemes.
How did the pharaoh get so rich?
He was running a huge pyramid scheme!
There used to be a pharaoh who wouldn't let people into his throne room until they f**...
His name was toot and come in
Why did the pharaoh visit his parent's tomb?
He missed his mummy.
Why did the Pharaoh drown?
He couldn't swim but he was in denial.
Two pharaohs f**.... Their farts smell the same.
They had a Tutankhamun.
You know how the pharaohs of Egypt got so wealthy?
Pyramid scheme
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?
His Mummy.
I'm sorry.
Why did the two Pharaohs f**... at the same time?
They had a Tutankhamun!
What did the Pharaoh say to his buddy when they both f**...?
It looks like you and I Tutankhamun
