phantom Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious phantom puns

The Phantom Menace is 18 years old this year!

Finally, it can be tried as an adult.


Phantom Pregnancy

I recently learned that goats can have what's called a "phantom pregnancy." It's when their body thinks it's pregnant when it isn't.

I kid you not.


A rich Arab student e-mails his dad...

A rich Arab student e-mails his dad and says:

Dear Father,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Rolls Royce Phantom when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, Hassan.

A day later his father replies:

Dear Hassan,

Fifty million euros have been transferred to your account, stop embarrassing your family and buy yourself a train too.

Love you, Dad.


What is it called when a blonde has a headache?

Phantom pain


Phantom energy

So, our science teacher was teaching us about phantom energy. At one point of the lesson, he puts his phone on the counter and says; "If I leave my phone here it will eventually die."

After a little pause I hear another student whisper and say; "Same with children".


Today, I decided to go and meet my good friend Chris Pine.

We hadn't seen each other in ages, but I decided to go and catch up with him for old time's sake. We went on a stroll down the park, waiting in the ice cream line as it was a hot day. Next, we went to a theater, but the phantom of the opera was showing, and the theater line was full. Exasperated, and famished, we decided to head to grab some food and go home. But there was no lunch, pine.


What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty


Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.


What's it called when there's a TV show host haunting people?

Phantom of the Oprah


After Oprah lost all that weight.......

.....she was just a Phantom of the Oprah!


Phantom Pain won't come out till 2049

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So I was watching The Phantom Thread


My grandpa told me to pull the plug for him...

He said that devices such as T.V's use electricity whilst plugged in even when they are turned off, a phenomenon called Phantom Load .


Brexit is the worst trade negotiation,

since Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.


Did you hear about the ghost who got a vasectomy?

He had phantom loads.


The Phantom Menace is easily the best Star Wars installment

Jar Jar Binks is the best character.


The scariest thing my brother told me

"Phantom Menace is my favorite!"


What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.


My mother-in-law had a heart attack

Turns out it was just phantom pains


What are the most funny Phantom jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Phantom? Well, here are the best Phantom dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Phantom pick up lines to share with friends.


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