Phantom Jokes

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The Phantom Menace is 18 years old this year!

Finally, it can be tried as an adult.

Phantom Pregnancy

I recently learned that goats can have what's called a "phantom pregnancy." It's when their body thinks it's pregnant when it isn't.

I kid you not.

George Lucas announced that he'd like to make several changes to The Phantom Menace.

But I say let's let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.

A rich Arab student e-mails his dad...

A rich Arab student e-mails his dad and says:

Dear Father,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Rolls Royce Phantom when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, Hassan.

A day later his father replies:

Dear Hassan,

Fifty million euros have been transferred to your account, stop embarrassing your family and buy yourself a train too.

Love you, Dad.

What is it called when a blonde has a headache?

Phantom pain

Phantom energy

So, our science teacher was teaching us about phantom energy. At one point of the lesson, he puts his phone on the counter and says; "If I leave my phone here it will eventually die."

After a little pause I hear another student whisper and say; "Same with children".

Today, I decided to go and meet my good friend Chris Pine.

We hadn't seen each other in ages, but I decided to go and catch up with him for old time's sake. We went on a stroll down the park, waiting in the ice cream line as it was a hot day. Next, we went to a theater, but the phantom of the opera was showing, and the theater line was full. Exasperated, and famished, we decided to head to grab some food and go home. But there was no lunch, pine.

What's it called when there's a TV show host haunting people?

Phantom of the Oprah

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Phantom Pain won't come out till 2049

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After Oprah lost all that weight.......

.....she was just a Phantom of the Oprah!

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