Phan Jokes
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What is a good phan joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The Phantom Menace is 18 years old this year!
Finally, it can be tried as an adult.
Phantom Pregnancy
I recently learned that goats can have what's called a "phantom pregnancy." It's when their body thinks it's pregnant when it isn't.
I kid you not.
Star Wars names are just regular words if you put a random space somewhere:
Mos Quito
Que Sadilla
Scu Bagear
Syn Tax
Rev Erse
Mala Mute
Trypto Phan
Cano Nical
Impo Tent
Slee Papnea
Phantom energy
So, our science teacher was teaching us about phantom energy. At one point of the lesson, he puts his phone on the counter and says; "If I leave my phone here it will eventually die."
After a little pause I hear another student whisper and say; "Same with children".
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